Finish the story, already!

said Ed the talking horse but the thread still had a humongous ball of yarn dangling as the end like .............

 

elephantitis on a pygmy. Now that THEMASTER had asved the thread....

 

...Tacomaworld members are back at the plotting table trying to start a new...

 

counts his dingleberries before he showers, but today for some odd reason he....

 

...came up 3 short, and said "It must be because of those damn...."

 

Americans who cant keep their hands to themselves.......

 

especially when it comes to BOOBS. Now thats' just..

 

total BS because they stole my dingleberries......

 

which infact, themaster had stolen previously from a walmart in south carolina, so a sheriff came to his door and said.....

 

here's up to the first "close the thread" suggestion (sorry to interrupt the flow here):

A man is walking down the street and stumbles upon a
shiney penny. After picking it up
brand new 2009 Toyota Tacoma sitting there with the ignition on, just waiting for someone to drive it.

He enjoyed long walks on the beach, looking at females playing volleyball
and liked to see their goods bouncin' along
until he was attacked by a cougar
but then he smashed the cougar in the nads with a beer bottle and
touched the cougar's nipples.
And by cougar he means a woman over 50! He would have fared much better with the animal if only he had been so lucky
for this cougar had never had a VIRGIN before.

The unconscious cougar, upon having it's nipples touched, awoke and granted the man three wishes
which he promptly responded by saying a brand new tacoma,
one horny, big-boobed blonde, and a
years supply of captain crunch!!!
sprinkled with chocolate chips.

Except then the cougar said he was lying and couldn't grant wishes.
because he was despondent over losing his fur in the stock market & his den was in forclosure so maybe
he'd feel better about himself if he got a
penile implant so he could hang his laundry and
have a place to hold a box of doughnuts...without the box, so he
could see which woman could eat the last doughnut.

He was very fond of blondes, but he liked
almost anything with stripes. Much to the disappointment of his mother
who was the warden of a prison full of naked bisexual amazonian goddesses that like to
play with pickles and hand grenades
they made from their coconut bras.

Death by snu-snu is
the only true way to get 21 virgins in heaven, which is why
I want to go to hell because I wouldn't know what to do with 21
hungry monkeys in my pants. I imagine that I could
grow 20 penises and
feed a village of Ethernopians with their meat, but
my fear of PETA greatly outweighs my charitable side. SO instead
I'll develop an irrigation system in Africa so that they can begin the industrialization process that made
fried banana's that made the ape's go
'meow'. After we moved the Africans to where to food is, I wished I
wouldn't have agreed to sponsor one of these kids 2 yrs ago. Now I have to
go drop the kids off at the pool. Then I might want to take a shower, and then
have a suckle of my zipple so
I can be prepared to take over Canada and use it as my own personal
marijuana grow op to raise funds to
build my time machine so that I can go back to the time that cows
humped the bulls while watching
welcome back kotter. It was the episode with
all the members from Tacoma world signed for fantasy hockey with 09AFTacoma
then mr kotter realized it was a terrible dream and nobody would actually do such a thing unless
tacoark posted her new bikini shots
without the bikini. too bad they went to the underground where they would
be rated & repped by missleman giving
Oxymar00n a fapping good time. Once the glow wore off, he
pulled out petroleum jelly to
fill the toes of his favorite boots. Meanwhile, Missileman
started making loud and obnoxious guttoral cries, because
nd killed him for looking at his woman. then nd cracked open a beer and
pour it on his ass, coz he was already too drunk to distinguish his mouth from his ass, but then
there was a knock at his door, and in walked
Bubba.....fresh off a 20yr stint in prison and horny as hell! Which was not a bad thing since
themaster was there to satisfy his every need. while that was going on nd called tacoark
and she told him to fu... off, that she was busy taking a photthe photographer realized that he had horrible gas and that he needed too shoot, when
check on the status of that mail-order bride he saw advertised in the back of the Boys' Life magazine he found in
the back of mjp2's truck. Milton had just returned from a long trip to
find this thread on effin fire and called nd to fight the fire with his flamo
but nd said forget that this thread is dead
So, to everyones horror, nd undressed the dead thread, dropped his trousers, and
the thread pointed and laughed.

However, some pitched in some money to send him to a erectile dysfunction clinic to
stop women from telling him it looks like a penis....only smaller. The girls
all snickered when he went to walmart and bought trojan magnums.....they new he was trying to be cool, but
(asked why did tacoskim post get deleted. then the master said cuz u said the word cock)
he needed a rubber band belt to keep them from falling off. He thought "Id be happy if
christmas decorations didn't go on sale until after Thanksgiving. But alas,
the dumb bastard driving the forklift at lowe's dented canuckinsc's tailgate
because he was drinking Canuckistani whiskey and texting with a railroad engineer buddy of his. He thought he could
kick this guys ass, but then all the work buddies came and
walk a straight line, but the drunkness caught up with him, so he
pul the 3 wheel motion he saw in a Dre video, but
The forklift was top heavy and fell over on those bastards.

TruckNutz spilled across the parking lot and, to calm his nerves, nd stuffed a pair in his mouth
but not without letting them slap him in the chin a few times for old time's sake
and he was so thrilled even his balls were clapping and then
TheMaster ran over, and started yelling "Oh shit, oh shit, I just
realized Tacoman06's wife is
being sexually abused by a drunken redneck who
is a midget in a clown suit with a cattle whip in his hand. He loves to
mod his truck with
rainbows & I brake for hot men bumper stickers. He feels
they're more socially acceptable than the NAMBLA and "Little boy butts drive me nuts" stickers he really wanted. Sometimes
he plays with vaseline and rubs finger paint on his nipples, but he always makes sure to
hide all the evidence before the wife gets home, only if
invite HerNameIsLucy and thebigK over before he does. They have some pretty wild times together. The last time they were over, they
did it doggy style so they could both watch the foot ball game together while
eating bbq Spam and Ding Dongs along with
George Dubya and Santa Claus
but when Santa saw the battery and jumper cables he said "hell no"
not unless you hook them on my nipples. Then we can
go hunting vertical mouth bass. Santa said Mrs. Claus was a frigid
old hag, but once she had a few drinks in her, she would
be the first to get naked and sing "nuttin but a g thang", so santa started pouring
a double Jägermeister, her favorite drink, but
one of the elves spoke up, "Yo, I got some sh*t that'll blow your mind", so Mrs. Clause
started dancing the electric slide while licking
her eyebrows. Santa thought this was
to signal a police raid, so he grabbed the sawed-off and
looked down the barrel to make sure it was loaded
and blew her clitoris to a million blistering barnacles and had the elves put them together so
the reindeer would'nt start feasting on the mess !!

ooh that is so disgusting said the elves as they carefully constructed the
alibi,while trying to rebuild mrs claus clit using silly putty and play dough
scaffolding to reach the area in question. Suddenly, there was a loud pop
some thought is was santas viagra induced boner
The whole room looked over and there was Chuck Norris
Gettin his ass kicked by Sara Palin wearing nothing but
a diaper and a motorhead shirt
and suddenly, nothing she was wearing nothing at all.

Meanwhile, back at the stables, Rudolph reached the boiling point
because he was missing a nude Palin...!

Eric Mangini has a mangina
who was rushed to hospital because his angina
was ripped wide open after
he walked in and caught nd fapping off to a old picture of
Conway Twitty getting it on with
your mom, and tacoark, because
nd was lonely and hasn't found the new link to the underground yet
which makes everyone else on TW laugh at him and post things there that we all know he'd love and drool over knowing he can't see them. Everyone was merrily ogling the hot women in the underground untill hot dog (lsoceoee) walked in and
instantly proceeded to soil the missleman thread by posting pictures of beastality
and san diego charger fans
selected the rebuilt clitoris as their team mascot and off they went to the Superbowl to
watch the halftime show featuring Janet Jackson, Justin Timberlake, & the entire cast of South Park hosted by Bill Clinton & Sarah Palin so
a wardrobe malfunction
caused Bill Clinton to bemoan "that bitch wife" of his and break open a new box of cigars. Unfortunately
his humidor was busted so he had to look for wetness elsewhere to keep his cigar moist
and suddenly there was a stain on Palin's dress, Hillary was nearly sure she'd washed that same stain out of clothing before, but
the stains outlines resembles New York and she thought that's my effin state and what's it doing in that sluts dress
and thats when the mooninites showed up
and fapped some pixels into Palin's daughter's face. However, they were worried about
the humans and their 3 dimensions because they had their
(amish.)
pubic jungles that could cause
the world's supply of Twinkies to vanish! If that happened
Obama would cry 'racism' and insist that Ho-Ho's are included. That would be
the only way to prevent hostess civil war
and keep Little Debbie from taking over the world causing
Sarah Lee to become the next leader of China. She bombarded all with breakfast cakes and
cheap Sake.

The kindergarden teachers
were so hungover by 11AM. They let all the kids
(Drink the left over sake and run around with lamp shades on their heads)
go to Texas stadium where they beat the Cowboys 35-0 causing
the cowboys to cry like cowgirls
and instantly vaulting the denver donkeys to the superbowl, where they will face off against the
The GREATEST team ever....the Pittsburgh Steelers, leaving the world
excited since the Steelers couldn't make it and the Clemson Tigers were taking their place
(thinking.... when is this thread ever gonna end)


Tacoma World members are easily amused
i think thats a wrap up, hot dog, close the thread

 

How can you not enjoy this? Don't ask to close the thread - just don't post in it. Don't ruin the fun for us.

 

THe pc claimed.... but other people say: its also fun to try to close the thread as someone claimed....

 

Dont fcuk with my favourite thread.

 

But we claimed they said we thought we did what they asked we do because it was all a thought, I think...

 

oh hell i've gone blind again....

 

i might be constipated...

 

friggin Eskimo! Her name was...

 

and forked. She used to be nd's..

 

pimp that bitch slapped him from time to time for ....

 

premature ejaculation...