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For those of you who have pets, this is a true story.

Discussion in 'Pets' started by chris4x4, Jan 30, 2009.

  1. Jan 30, 2009 at 9:42 AM
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    chris4x4

    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door.

    Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain
    your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw
    print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it
    becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing
    in the slightest.

    The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing
    me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I
    fall faster than you can run.

    I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry
    about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure
    your comfort, however. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when
    they sleep. It i s not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other,
    stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking
    tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to
    maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

    For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by
    some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is
    not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw
    under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the
    same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years -
    canine/feline attendance is not required.

    The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the other
    dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

    Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message on
    the front door:


    TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:

    (1) They live here. You don't.
    (2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the
    furniture. That's why they call it 'fur'-niture.
    (3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
    (4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who
    are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly.

    Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
    (1) eat less,
    (2) don't ask for money all the time,
    (3) are easier to train,
    (4) normally come when called,
    (5) never ask to drive the car,
    (6) don't smoke or drink,
    (7) don't want to wear your clothes,
    (8) don't have to buy the latest fashions,
    (9) don't need a gazillion dollars for college and
    (10) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children ...
     
  2. Jan 30, 2009 at 9:51 AM
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    98tacoma27

    98tacoma27 is gooder 'en chicken Moderator

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

    So true!!
     
  3. Jan 30, 2009 at 9:55 AM
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    Killer Red Taco

    Killer Red Taco NorCal Rock Whore

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    very good!!
     
  4. Jan 30, 2009 at 9:56 AM
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    brianr

    brianr go shit in your hat

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    bitch'n.
     
  5. Jan 30, 2009 at 9:59 AM
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    wildjerseyfirefighter

    wildjerseyfirefighter I sell fishing and fishing accessories

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  6. Jan 30, 2009 at 10:10 AM
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    David Tarantino

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    that was great thanks :D
     
  7. Jan 30, 2009 at 10:27 AM
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    Motorshooter

    Motorshooter Motorshooter

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    [​IMG]
    We do not find that funny at all:p...Savannah and Charleston
     
  8. Jan 30, 2009 at 1:18 PM
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    Packman73

    Packman73 ^^^^ 3%er ^^^^

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    Damn, I'm out of rep! Good post!
     
  9. Jan 30, 2009 at 1:25 PM
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    nd

    nd Radical Town. It's a hell of a place!

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    De badged, 5100's, Black Toyota Baja wheels
    i like that one :)
     
  10. Jan 30, 2009 at 1:30 PM
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    Rippin101

    Rippin101 Well-Known Member

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    Hahaha ya that last one was killer! Love my dogs!! :D
     
  11. Jan 30, 2009 at 1:30 PM
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    Toy4Life

    Toy4Life 668: The Neighbor of the Beast

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    Very good.....and very true.:)
     
  12. Jan 30, 2009 at 1:36 PM
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    Gr8WhiteTaco

    Gr8WhiteTaco bishes love my haircut

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    thats hilarious, nice one
     
  13. Jan 30, 2009 at 4:05 PM
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    ImpulseRed008

    ImpulseRed008 Gone But Not Forgotten

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    Very nice... and oh, so true. Wouldn't be without them.
     
  14. Jan 30, 2009 at 4:21 PM
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    luk8272

    luk8272 Poodoo

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    I'm in tears.
     
  15. Jan 31, 2009 at 2:09 AM
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    FoxySandChick

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    Thats fantastic :D!!!
     
  16. Jan 31, 2009 at 2:16 AM
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    05PreRunner

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    :D Nice post! LOL
     
  17. Jan 31, 2009 at 4:27 AM
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    paintdiddy

    paintdiddy Machine gun shits

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    thats great
     
  18. Jan 31, 2009 at 5:17 AM
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    Charli

    Charli Stealer of Souls

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    Awesome! I've actually used the "They live here, you don't" line before! More than once! LOL!

    And I really do like my pets better than most people....
     
  19. Jan 31, 2009 at 6:17 AM
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    Delmarva

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    Awesome :thumbsup:
     
  20. Jan 31, 2009 at 6:18 AM
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    that was great!
     
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