'Friend' buys truck out from under me..

x2

 

my 97 has a lock on the gas door

 

x5, if I counted correctly.

 

Cat's are only good for one thing and that is watching them run after laser pointers and if you're good enough into walls. Otherwise they are the spawn of satan himself I don't know why the hell the ancient Egyptians worshiped them.

 

if he is your friend he would sell it to you

 

Sounds like your "friend" has been harboring some deep rooted resentment of you. Kindly, politely and understandingly ask him what this stems from, the regardless of answer punch him in the gut. As he doubles over gasping for air, key his truck and piss in the tank. You'll feel better. Trust me.

 

Post his phone # so we can call him @ all hours & say "sorry wrong #".

 

He can get banned for that -

 

i'd tell him a friend wouldn't do that to another friend, therefore don't bother ever contacting me again, we are not friends.

 

My '98 has a lock on the gas door

 

What a chode. Fuck him. Friends don't do that shit

 

"Don't argue with stupid people , they will just take you down to their level and beat you with experience" . Just let it go!!

 

I would try this 3 step program.

1. Drink lots and lots of water.

2. Piss all over the truck on one of those cold lonely winter nights. Be sure to apply urine liberally to door handles.

3. Sit in your truck, wait for it to freeze, drink more water for possible later rounds of activities.

 

I just read this. That's pretty sorry of him. He would not be my friend anymore.

And rest assured, people like usually get theirs in the end.

 

This is my weapon of choice. The best is to take a handful of vitamins so your piss is nice and ripe