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Funniest thread i have ever read.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by kris77, Feb 7, 2012.

  1. Feb 7, 2012 at 11:12 AM
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    kris77

    kris77 [OP] Born in the Backwoods

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    http://www.f150online.com/forums/2004-2008-f-150/413650-help-hose-stuck-down-dipstick-tube.html

    Enjoy.


    Here is a quote from that thread...

    "So you stuck a hose in the dipstick tube to suck out the oil, and now the hose that you stuck in the dipstick tube wont come out? And to think that you have a Roush Charged F150 and a Procharged Mustang"

    Post #22 is hilarious.

    Originally Posted by MDK [​IMG]
    i have no idea, I'm not even sure what's in the damn pan really since I've never taken off a pan in my entire life cause it's a PITA. The engine was only for 15min then I put it and sucked out as much as I could but it was on a incline so I decided to park it in the garage which was level. I pulled into the garage and put it back in then saw nothing was coming out so I tried to take it to put the actual dipstick back in and NOPE.

    Then,

    Originally Posted by W.L.B [​IMG]
    Wait a minute...

    You drained the oil out, then realized you were on an incline, so you pulled the suction tube out, started your truck with no oil in it and moved it into the garage? Then you tried to suck more oil out and put the tube back in to realize that no more oil was in the truck. Then you tried to take it out and it was stuck?


     
  2. Feb 7, 2012 at 11:17 AM
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    VooDoo

    VooDoo More Cowbell!

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    what a dipstick :p
     
  3. Feb 7, 2012 at 11:43 AM
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    Pugga

    Pugga Pasti-Dip Free Since 1983

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    Wow, and I thought Krazie's thread was bad :laugh:
     
  4. Feb 7, 2012 at 11:46 AM
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  5. Feb 7, 2012 at 11:47 AM
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  6. Feb 7, 2012 at 11:49 AM
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    secretly want a f150 or raptor :notsure:
     
  7. Feb 7, 2012 at 11:49 AM
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  8. Feb 7, 2012 at 11:51 AM
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    Shhhhhh dont tell anyone, but i am a member of another truck site, have been for over 12 years :anonymous: and those Raptors are sweet shhhhhhhhhhhh
     
  9. Feb 7, 2012 at 11:53 AM
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  11. Feb 7, 2012 at 11:59 AM
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    Wtf cmon
     
  12. Feb 7, 2012 at 1:07 PM
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    Silly ford owners. :laugh: I'm pretty sure those oil extractors are for boat and jetski oil changes. Am I wrong :notsure: plus why wouldn't you just pull the drain plug.
     
  13. Feb 7, 2012 at 11:53 PM
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    oh dear.

    oh my.
     
  16. Feb 8, 2012 at 12:16 AM
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    I read a similar thread yrs ago on my.is. Turns out he was a troll.
     
  17. Feb 8, 2012 at 12:45 AM
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    That is awesome, for anyone not interested in reading it the OP had half a tank of gas and wanted to fix his bike from bogging down so he bought two cans of NOS Energy Drink and poured them in his gas tank, then drove home.

    Thats where I stopped reading
     
  18. Feb 8, 2012 at 5:31 AM
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    The ford guys seem to not dive as deep into the asshatery as we do.
     
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