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Funny Movie Quotes

Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by toyotadude5, Feb 3, 2010.

  1. Feb 3, 2010 at 1:43 PM
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    toyotadude5

    toyotadude5 [OP] Breazeale- Pronounced Brazil

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    Lets post up some funny movie quotes!!

    The Ringer- "We went out for some ice cream. When the fuck did we get ice cream?'

    Step Brothers- " I honestly thought that he was going to rape me, At one point he even said, Lets get it on."

    Dumb and Dumber- " Our pets heads are falling off!!"


    Haha i laugh every time.
     
  2. Feb 3, 2010 at 1:46 PM
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    Fast and Furious: The whole script
     
  3. Feb 3, 2010 at 2:48 PM
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    toyotadude5 [OP] Breazeale- Pronounced Brazil

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    hahahahahaha
     
  4. Feb 3, 2010 at 2:54 PM
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    StZu

    StZu Where the White Women At?

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    <<<<<<<<<<<
     
  5. Feb 3, 2010 at 2:59 PM
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    Jim Carrey -Cable Guy
     
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    Al Pacino.jpg
     
  7. Feb 3, 2010 at 3:00 PM
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    haha, good movie. Great actor
     
  8. May 19, 2010 at 10:39 AM
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    Blazzing Saddles
    " Taggart: "LePetomaine Freeway"? Aw, what'll that asshole think of next?
    [turns to the posse]
    Taggart: Has anybody got a dime?
    [henchmen grumble, search their pockets]
    Taggart: Somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes!
     
  9. May 19, 2010 at 10:44 AM
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    Listen, strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power arrives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just cause some watery tart threw a sword at you. If I went round s...aying I was an emporer just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!!--Monty Pythons Holy grail

    The Movie". They reach "now" in the movie.]
    Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
    Colonel Sandurz: You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now.
    Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
    Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.
    Dark Helmet: When?
    Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now now.
    Dark Helmet: Go back to then.
    Colonel Sandurz: When?
    Dark Helmet: Now!
    Colonel Sandurz: Now?
    Dark Helmet: Now!
    Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
    Dark Helmet: Why?
    Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
    Dark Helmet: When?
    Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
    Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
    Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
     
  10. May 19, 2010 at 10:45 AM
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    Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K.
     
  13. May 19, 2010 at 10:51 AM
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    Ace Ventura :pet Detective
    Dan Marino: Hey Ace, got anymore of that gum?
    Ace Ventura: That's none of your damn business and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.
     
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    also the rest of the movie lol.
     
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    The Hangover

    "you ready to let the DOGGS out!!!"
     
  20. May 19, 2010 at 11:03 AM
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    [Foster and Mac have pulled a man over for speeding and are deciding what game to play]
    Mac: All right, how about "Cat Game?"
    Foster: Cat Game? What's the record?
    Mac: Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten.
    Foster: Ten? Starting right 'meow?'
    [Mac laughs - they walk up to the car, and Foster taps on the driver side]
    Larry Johnson: Sorry about the...
    Foster: All right meow. (1) Hand over your license and registration.
    [the man hands him his license]
    Foster: Your registration? Hurry up meow. (2)
    [Mac ticks off two fingers]
    Larry Johnson: Sorry.
    [the man laughs a little]
    Foster: Is there something funny here boy?
    Larry Johnson: Oh, no.
    Foster: Then why you laughing, Mister... Larry Johnson?
    [pause]
    Foster: All right meow, (3) where were we?
    Larry Johnson: Excuse me, are you saying meow?
    Foster: Am I saying meow?
    [Mac puts his hands up for the fourth one, but makes an "eehhh" facial expression, as he is considering the last one]
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    Foster: Don't think boy. Meow, (4) do you know how fast you were going?
    [man laughs]
    Foster: Meow. (5) What is so damn funny?
    Larry Johnson: I could have sworn you said meow.
    Foster: Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?
    [Mac is gut-busting laughing]
    Foster: Am I drinking milk from a saucer?
    [feigned anger]
    Foster: Do you see me eating mice?
    Foster: [Mac and the man are laughing their heads off now] You stop laughing right meow! (6)
    Larry Johnson: [the man stops and swallows hard] Yes sir.
    Foster: Meow, (7) I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. (8) It's the law.
    [rips off the ticket and hands it to the man]
    Foster: Not so funny meow, (9) is it?
    Foster: [Foster gets up to leave, but Mac shakes his hands at him, indicating only nine meows] Meow! (10)
     
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