Funny Movie Quotes

My signature from Flight of the Phoenix, the entire breakfast scene of Pulp Fiction and the scene at the diner.

Too many good ones to remember.

 

"There's more to life than being really, really, really, ridiculously good looking"
Ben Stiller as Zoolander

 

"You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack... it grew by one. So there... there were two of us in the wolf pack... I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast!

 

what in the wide wide world of sports is going on here!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPcLPzItOQs

 

League of their Own

Ira Lowenstein: Great game, Jimmy. I especially liked that move in the seventh inning when you scratched your balls for an hour.
Jimmy Dugan: Well, anything worth doing is worth doing right.
[spits]

 

Dale: The only reason you're living here is because me and my dad decided that your mom was really hot, and maybe we should just both bang her, and we'll put up with the retard in the meantime.




Dale: Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and she grabs me by the weiner... Robert: Shut the fuck up!



Dale Doback: You and your mom are hilbillies. This is a house of learned doctors. Brennan Huff: You're not a doctor... you're a big, fat, curly-headed fuck!

im not going to call him dad, even if theres a fire!


step brothers

 

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Holy fuck, is that monkey waving at us? Oh, shit, It understood us! Maybe it's some kind of supermonkey. What if there's more supermonkeys up at that lab? What if they're creating an army of them? Holy shit. It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files... *Roswell* style! This little monkey could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us. And after the fall of man, these monkey fucks'll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image. Oh and only those as super smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry - *you maniacs*! Damn yous! Goddamn yous all to hell!

 

"We are like a pack of wolves on the search for strippers and cocaine."

"Its not a man purse, Its a satchel... Indiana Jones has one."

- The Hangover

 

That one's awesome. I just saw that movie again last night.

 

Multiplicity -

"You know how when you make a copy of a copy, it's not as sharp as... well... the original." - #3

"Did you bring me a monkey!?!?" - #4

 

Multiplicity -

"She touched my peppy Steve"

 

Strange Brew - 1983, the Mckenzie Brothers

Bob Mckenzie: "I gotta take a leak so bad I can taste it."
"This movie was shot in 3B - Three Beers - and it looks good. Eh?"

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plY9hpA_Nbg

 

From Airplane 2: Soldier: All I've found is that these lights keep blinking back and forth. Aside from that, this thing seems to have no function whatsoever, sir. Captain Murdoch (Will Shatner): That's impossible; it must have some sort of function. Why would we pay all that money for a thing with lights that just go back and forth. Keep working on it.

 

SUPERTROOPERS: "These schnoz berries taste like schnoz berries"

 

I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party - Anchorman

 

Alan Garner: Gambling? Who said anything about gambling? It's not gambling when you know you're gonna win. Counting cards is a foolproof system.
Stu Price: It's also illegal.
Alan Garner: It's not illegal. It's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane.


and


Alan Garner: Hey Phil, look!
[laughs hysterically while miming the baby masturbating]
Alan Garner: He's jackin' his little weenus!
Phil Wenneck: Pull yourself together, bro!
Alan Garner: Not at the table, Carlos!

from the hangover

 

"Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it" Caddy Shack

 

"Yo, she bitch,lets go!"

Ash - Army of Darkness

 

"your boat scratched my anchor!"
Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack.
and
"Mongo just a pawn in the game of life"
Alex Karras, Blazing Saddles