Funny Movie Quotes

WALK HARD THE DEWEY COX STORY

Get outta here Dewey

Well..... What are yaall doing in here?

Were smokin refer

You don't want no part of this drug

Your smokin refers?

Corse we are can't you smell it

No......., I can't

Common Dewey join the party

No Dewey you don't want this, get out of here

I don't want no hang over, I can't get no hangover

It don't give you a hangover

get addicted to it?

It's not habit forming dewey

Ok,..... Well I don't want to overdose on it

You can't od on it

It's not gonna make me wanna have sex is it?

It makes sex better

Sounds kinda expensive

It's the cheapest drug out there

... Hmmmmmm.....

You don't want it Dewey

I'm thinking I kinda wanna

,............... Ok, but just this once

 

damn, can you say repost (dewey cox)

 

3 min to late

 

FORGETTING SARAH MARSHAL

Well I would love to sell you some weed Jeremy
But I'm at my fucking job right now
Obviously because you called me at work, you know that I'm at my place
of work, so I can't just leeve here and sell you some weed, but I'll
sell you some weed when I'm done
... Someones coming.... I gotta go...... Ok mahalo

 

dumb and dumber...

when jim carey sees an old article of us landing on the moon, he looks towards the bartender and says "no way!" then walks away and screams, "WE LANDED ON THE MOON!"

 

DEWEY COX

Common Myles

Don't you dare take Myles
You can take the children
But you leave me my monkey

 

Anchor man

I give it an hour before were doing
the no pants dance
time to musk up

 

anchor man

it works 60% of the time
every time

 

bad timing on my part
you type faster
i crack up every time on that movie
never gets old

 

Hot Shots

Kent Gregory: That flying stunt today was pure madness. If there wasn't a lady present, I'd tear you apart like Christmas goose.
Topper Harley: Yeah? Well, keep it up, you'll be carrying your face home in a doggie bag.
Ramada Thompson: What is this macho thing?
Topper Harley: He started it.
Kent Gregory: Did not.
Topper Harley: Did too.
Kent Gregory: Did not.
Ramada Thompson: You're behaving like children.
Topper Harley: He's bein' a jerk.
Kent Gregory: Am not.
Topper Harley: Are too.
Kent Gregory: Am not.
Topper Harley: Are too too too too too too too too too too too...
Kent Gregory: Not not not not not not not not not...
Topper Harley: Are too times ten.

 

Hot Shots

Topper Harley: Mrs. Thompson, I know you must hate me right now but there's something I want you to have. I've been putting a little away for the past ten years. It's not much. 2500. I wish I could do more.
Mrs. Mary 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Why, Topper. That's so sweet. Why, with the three million that I won on this Lucky Lotto ticket, I can take this 2500 and just blow it all on hats.

that one is the best

 

Hot shots

Topper Harley: My father used to say that not playing to win is like sleeping with your sister. Sure she's a great piece of tail, with a blouse full of goodies, but... it's just illegal. Then you get into that whole inbred thing. Kids with no teeth who do nothing but play the banjo... eat apple sauce through a straw... pork farm animals.

 

First you wanted to kill me now you want to kiss me. Blow.

 

It goes somewhat like this.Girls in hats are so proper.Well your girl in the proper hat just eye f**ked the sh*t out of me.Sh Sh Sh... Wedding Crashers.

 

"Shut that c**t's mouth or I'll come over there and f**k start her head."
-The Way of the Gun

for those of you adult enough to handle some swearing, I give you the youtubee clip....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xsaMcw69D8

 

Space Balls

Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!
Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
[Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!
[Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]
Dark Helmet: Keep firing, assholes!

 

Hahaha.... Yeah Dumb & Dumbers the shit!!! I also love......"KICK HIS ASS SEABASS!!!"

 

Totally Awesome - Tracy Morgan

Have you ever eaten government cheese, do you know what that does to your kidneys?

Have you ever broke a Peurto Rican man's arm for sweat pants money?

Have you ever fist fought your Pediatrician?

There is a YouTube video with out takes from the movie..........hilarious.

 

hALF bAKED

Thurgood Jenkins:
So, now we all live together in New York. I myself, am a master of the custodial arts. Or a janitor, if you wanna be a dick about it.

 

The Last Action Hero:

"We're in an action movie, and I'm the hero, so SHUT UP!"

-- Arnold Schwarzenegger