1. Welcome to Tacoma World!

    You are currently viewing as a guest! To get full-access, you need to register for a FREE account.

    As a registered member, you’ll be able to:
    • Participate in all Tacoma discussion topics
    • Communicate privately with other Tacoma owners from around the world
    • Post your own photos in our Members Gallery
    • Access all special features of the site

Funny Story

Discussion in 'Guns & Hunting' started by 03coma, Oct 14, 2010.

  1. Oct 14, 2010 at 4:11 PM
    #1
    03coma

    03coma [OP] Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2006
    Member:
    #203
    Messages:
    617
    Gender:
    Male
    New Jersey
    Vehicle:
    2015 DCSB TRD, SR5
    Toyota TRD Pro Grille, Skid Plate, ARE Series II Lid,
    I have to share this funny story my friend told me the other day, so his daughter brings home this "boy friend" the other day,

    Pants all drooping down, typical teenager today, he starts talking to the boy as a father would. Invites the boy down to his office and points to two hand guns on the desk. There is a 9mm blued Sig and chrome plated 22 Ruger.

    He asks the boy to pick which one he likes better, the boy points to the 9mm Sig, so then he says, good if you f around or hurt my daughter in any way that’s the one I'm going to use to shoot you with.:eek:

    So later that night the daughter and mother found out and were all mad at the dad. What's up with that? I'm with him you gota protect the family.
     
  2. Oct 14, 2010 at 4:14 PM
    #2
    HomerTaco

    HomerTaco Grill Sergeant Vendor

    Joined:
    Mar 28, 2010
    Member:
    #34129
    Messages:
    32,410
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Craig
    Bucks County Pa.
    Vehicle:
    four sticks, dual cases, zero fucks...
    Core-Hurst short throw shifter & T-handle / Carbon Fiber Interior / custom console light / De-badged / leather interior / Heated Front seats / Red Line Hood Struts / Painted speaker grills /one-off TRD Satoshi Grill with 12-15 front-end swap/ Pioneer AVIC-X920BT HU / Scangauge II / Black LED Tails / Dash Mount for iPad mini / Safari Snorkel / Auto-pilot mode / Leer 100XQ Cap / 4x Innovations sliders / Rear Diff Breather Mod / front windows tinted to 35% / Brute Force Fab Hybrid Front Bumper / BAMF Rear Diff Skid / Budbuilt Skids / CBI Trail Master 2.0 rear hybrid bumper / Fox rr coils/ TC UCA's/ TC spindle gussets/ TC Cam Tab gussets / Dakar leafs / Defined Engineering shackles / All pro U bolt flip / Timbren Rear Bumpstops / BAMF LCA skids / Exhaust re-route / Fog Light anytime Mod / LowRange Off Road extended rear brake lines / ATO Shackle Flip / sectioned Bushwhacker flares / re-geared to 4.56 / ARB Front & Rear Locking Diff / ARB CKMA12 compressor / PrInSu full rack system / 1" body lift / Inchworm 4.7 crawlbox / twin stick FJ t-case / Davez off-road triple-stick kit/
    Good story. I have a daughter & fully intend to do the same....:D
     
  3. Oct 14, 2010 at 4:16 PM
    #3
    BakoTruck

    BakoTruck Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 1, 2009
    Member:
    #16674
    Messages:
    2,823
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Herbie Hancock
    Bakersfield, CA
    Vehicle:
    05 PreRunner TRD
    Mostly stock for now, I have added a cb radio, various cheap mods and I plan on adding aftermarket wheels and other items in the future.
    I can understand, with all the idiots out there nowadays. My sister does a good job of finding these idiots all the time.
     
  4. Oct 14, 2010 at 4:19 PM
    #4
    mentose457

    mentose457 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 1, 2010
    Member:
    #39654
    Messages:
    1,321
    Gender:
    Male
  5. Oct 14, 2010 at 4:25 PM
    #5
    Dimonback

    Dimonback Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 10, 2010
    Member:
    #32964
    Messages:
    872
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Patrick
    Austin, Tx, from all over hell and back
    Vehicle:
    Geezer double cab w/ shell
    I have two 6 year old stepdaughters and one 20 year old daughter. I'll be cleaning weapons of some sort whenever someone comes to pick any of them up.

    Oh, and I'll teach every one of them to shoot.
     
  6. Oct 14, 2010 at 6:47 PM
    #6
    Packman73

    Packman73 ^^^^ 3%er ^^^^

    Joined:
    Aug 24, 2008
    Member:
    #8741
    Messages:
    8,372
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Matt
    The free state of Arizona
    Vehicle:
    2007 TRD Off Road
    Bilstein 5100's (front set @ .85"), OME 885's, chris4x4 anti-Taco-lean spacer on driver's side, Total Chaos UCAs, Rear Leaf Spring TSB, Toytec AALs, Black FJ TT Wheels, BFG 285/75R 16 AT Tires, TRD Exhaust, Viper Alarm, Fog Light Mod, De-badged, Blue LED Dome Light, EZ Clamped Tailgate, Wet Okoles, Satoshi Grill, 5% Tint, Engine Tick Fix, Black Rear Bumper, Black Center Valence, Exhaust Cut At Axle, Thanks for all the help chris4x4!
    Cleaning guns when the new bf comes over is a staple move. It must be done.:cool:
     
  7. Oct 14, 2010 at 6:59 PM
    #7
    tacoma92

    tacoma92 Black Hole Sun

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2010
    Member:
    #40240
    Messages:
    370
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Forrest
    Gulf Shores, Alabama
    Vehicle:
    09 SR5 Toyota Tacoma
    Hey man I'm 18 and my pants aint droopin down :eek: I know to have more class than tht.
     
  8. Oct 15, 2010 at 3:31 AM
    #8
    Dimonback

    Dimonback Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 10, 2010
    Member:
    #32964
    Messages:
    872
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Patrick
    Austin, Tx, from all over hell and back
    Vehicle:
    Geezer double cab w/ shell
    Okay, that's ONE.
     
  9. Oct 15, 2010 at 2:20 PM
    #9
    Zombie Runner

    Zombie Runner Are these black helicopters for me?

    Joined:
    Mar 13, 2008
    Member:
    #5246
    Messages:
    15,036
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Kevin
    Wichita Falls, TX
    Vehicle:
    Tundra, double cab.
    LED interior lights, stubby antenna, Pioneer in dash screen, good driver mod.
    Glad I have a boy!
     
  10. Oct 15, 2010 at 2:26 PM
    #10
    S.B.

    S.B. Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 24, 2009
    Member:
    #18838
    Messages:
    3,566
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Sean
    SD, CA Now in Colorado Springs, CO
    Vehicle:
    08 Taco 4x4 TRD OffRoad Rugged Trail
    SAW 2.0s, Wheeler's 3-leaf AAL, On Board Air, 255/85/16 Cooper Discover S/T, CBI Sliders, Built right UCAs, 6" Harbor Freight Lights (converted to HIDs), KC Slim Lights.
    Same here.

    So thats 2!:D
     
  11. Oct 15, 2010 at 11:01 PM
    #11
    SpaceGoat

    SpaceGoat Active Member

    Joined:
    Jan 9, 2010
    Member:
    #29016
    Messages:
    43
    Gender:
    Male
    Hawaii
    Vehicle:
    07DoubleCabSR5
    Bilstien5100s all around, 1 inch blocks rear, Total Chaos UCAs, Body Cab mounts, Pioneer Head unit, 8 inch sub, Wet Okoles
    I have a 16 year old, Junior in High School, ranked 8th in class, played basketball, Varsity Cheerleader, one who can do double back hand springs, n back flips. Class council, etc. Popular, smart and pretty.
    I made sure she was armed with high self esteem...I am at her games and folks in the community recognize me as I am also active in my son's football association. Some of those same folks recognize me at the range, know I regularly shoot 3-gun :infantry:, but I made damn sure the boys who came a calling just "happen" to catch me either reloading a shit-ton of ammo or cleaning rifles in the garage. Seems to set the right tone for "you guys be home by 10:30" speach...
     
  12. Oct 15, 2010 at 11:15 PM
    #12
    jdkeller

    jdkeller How many words can be fit in this s

    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2008
    Member:
    #11040
    Messages:
    12,983
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Jonathan
    Inland Empire, Ca
    Vehicle:
    2008 Tacoma Prerunner TRD Offroad
    Dome light LED, 6000k HID Headlights and fogs, Grillcraft black mesh, rear 5100's, Total Chaos UCA's, 285/75/16 BFG KM2's, Spidertrax spacers, Blacked out emblems, cb,kenwood tm270 ham radio, All Pro 3" leaf pack, Fox 2.0 coilovers, Revenge Fab Sliders, u bolt flip kit, Pioneer avh4200, bed bar with light and antenna, Wet Okoles, Weathertech Mats, Wet Okole Armrests, Rear KR Fab bumper, bed mat, N-Fab spare tire carrier with full size spare on 16" TRD rim, Bedlinered flares and grille. Camburg Spindles, All Pro front fenders.
    Sorry but that wouldn't intimidate me. I wouldn't hurt a girl in the first place. But that's going too far. I may get bashed for this but using guns for stuff like this and anything other than for on the range or hunting just sends out the same message as a guy driving an F-250 with 12" of lift. Trying to intimidate. I would be protective over my daughter as well. Just in a different way.
     
  13. Oct 15, 2010 at 11:17 PM
    #13
    scottri

    scottri Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 13, 2010
    Member:
    #35187
    Messages:
    2,095
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Scott
    Tigard Oregon
    Vehicle:
    '10 Sport DC TRD Sport PreRunner
    Cover King Seat Covers, WeatherTech Liners, PopNLock, storage bin locks, N-Fab Step bars, and G4 Elite Tonneau cover.
    I like Charles Barkley's approach, he said "I'm going to kill the first one and let the word get out".
     
  14. Oct 15, 2010 at 11:19 PM
    #14
    steve o 77

    steve o 77 braaap

    Joined:
    Nov 29, 2009
    Member:
    #26726
    Messages:
    19,968
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Steven
    In a corn field, OH
    Vehicle:
    1990 Chevy Siveraydo
    245k+ miles, rust, working AC, bald eagles
    lol, nice. That would work well.
     
  15. Oct 15, 2010 at 11:57 PM
    #15
    sandboxpirate

    sandboxpirate Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Sep 9, 2010
    Member:
    #42994
    Messages:
    89
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Michael
    Where Purple Reigns
    Vehicle:
    02 PreRunner TRD SR5
    Camper Shell, Step Bars, Hitch, AFE Air Filter, Weatherguard Mats.
    You could almost count that as a threat against the boy....not that he didn't need threatening but may be a little to far. I think cleaning the ole pistol or AR in the living room would have been sufficient.
     
  16. Oct 16, 2010 at 12:02 AM
    #16
    Taco505

    Taco505 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 15, 2009
    Member:
    #13659
    Messages:
    2,568
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Alex
    New Mexico
    Vehicle:
    08 4cly
    Dule Magnaflow Exhaust dumped behind axle, K&N Air intake, Aftermarket radio with a kicker L5 sub & a shit amp, 18" rims with tires, RHLM, DT header, color matched bumper, oem foglights, 8k hids in headlights and in fogs
    haha i remember distinctly when i was little and my older sisters boyfriends would come over for the first time to pick them up he just let them come in and be really nice to them and let them hang out with my sister for a little while, then when they decided to go somewhere or on a date my dad would just give them this look that i think said "i swear to god if you even think about touching my daughter i will fuckin cut your dick off and feed it to you" they all learned very quickly not to mess with him haha.

    one time some guy did somethin stupid as fuck at my house and my dad saw and he got pissed and started to yell at this guy (18 year old big ass football player manly man) and he left my house crying it was awesome haha
     
  17. Oct 16, 2010 at 12:21 AM
    #17
    woody6047

    woody6047 McGrubber

    Joined:
    Nov 20, 2009
    Member:
    #26254
    Messages:
    4,696
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Beau
    Austin/ Waco Texas
    Vehicle:
    05 tacoma 4x4 dc
    100%stock, except for the exhaust leak and custom windshield crack mod
    I never had that happen, but it would have been funny if he would have asked me what kinda pistol i liked. I would have went out and got my S&W 40, this one i like haha.
     
  18. Oct 16, 2010 at 12:33 AM
    #18
    rbeezy

    rbeezy Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2010
    Member:
    #43325
    Messages:
    3,328
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Ron
    Bay Area
    Vehicle:
    2011 Tacoma SR5
    if i had a daughter, i would do the same thing lol
     
  19. Oct 16, 2010 at 3:14 AM
    #19
    SpaceGoat

    SpaceGoat Active Member

    Joined:
    Jan 9, 2010
    Member:
    #29016
    Messages:
    43
    Gender:
    Male
    Hawaii
    Vehicle:
    07DoubleCabSR5
    Bilstien5100s all around, 1 inch blocks rear, Total Chaos UCAs, Body Cab mounts, Pioneer Head unit, 8 inch sub, Wet Okoles
    Ahh-good that you never hurt a girl, be respectful. Intimidate, no...more like deterrant, think Cold War. I would just like to have been able to give a bit more "pause" in the OODA loop in the teenage male mind. Just enough to tip the scale towards better judgment. Enough to pause and make better choices. Can't control um but hopefully steer um right.
     
  20. Oct 16, 2010 at 4:50 AM
    #20
    Dimonback

    Dimonback Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 10, 2010
    Member:
    #32964
    Messages:
    872
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Patrick
    Austin, Tx, from all over hell and back
    Vehicle:
    Geezer double cab w/ shell

    Then please, do tell.
     
To Top