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Girl Advice????

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by 05 TRD Sport, Oct 28, 2011.

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  1. Oct 28, 2011 at 4:18 PM
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    05 TRD Sport

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    05 TRD Sport [OP] She's Fat, I'm Drunk, It's On.

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    So I went off with this girl last night. Now she says she wants me to come over to her house tomorrow night so she can make me a sammich. What does this mean??
     
    05 TRD Sport, Oct 28, 2011
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  2. Oct 28, 2011 at 4:21 PM
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    Konaborne

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    Konaborne Pineapples on pizza Hawaiian does not it make.

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    it means your spare tire is smaller than the tires that you have on now, and that it is covered in plastidip.

    Also, it means that somewhere in the mid atlantic, there is a fish that has mutated a third dorsal fin.
     
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  3. Oct 28, 2011 at 4:21 PM
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    Fink Motorboatin' SOB

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    Repost.

    Fink
     
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  4. Oct 28, 2011 at 4:22 PM
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    Let her come over and you'll see.
     
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  5. Oct 28, 2011 at 4:22 PM
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    Fink Motorboatin' SOB

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    Swampboating FTW.

    Fink
     
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  6. Oct 28, 2011 at 4:22 PM
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    Go for the sammich! Nothing beats free food.
     
    ouyin2000, Oct 28, 2011
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  7. Oct 28, 2011 at 4:23 PM
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    G scott04 ...

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    in
     
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  8. Oct 28, 2011 at 4:24 PM
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    PITB.

    Fink
     
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  9. Oct 28, 2011 at 4:24 PM
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    Konaborne Pineapples on pizza Hawaiian does not it make.

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    lol
     
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  10. Oct 28, 2011 at 4:25 PM
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    k9cop if your not the lead dog, the view never changes

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    sounds like a good thing...Please let us know
     
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  11. Oct 28, 2011 at 4:25 PM
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    Dude she wants to make you a sammich?? She may just be the one ;)
     
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  12. Oct 28, 2011 at 4:27 PM
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    dayNnite4 We can't stop here, this is bat country.

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    did she specify wat kind of samminch?:censored:
     
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  13. Oct 28, 2011 at 4:27 PM
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    I'm voting roast beef.

    Fink
     
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  14. Oct 28, 2011 at 4:28 PM
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    Konaborne Pineapples on pizza Hawaiian does not it make.

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    *insert clever innuendo here
     
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  15. Oct 28, 2011 at 4:28 PM
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    ^hee hee.


    You said Insert.

    I'm voting Fish Taco.
     
    Krazie Sj, Oct 28, 2011
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  16. Oct 28, 2011 at 4:32 PM
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    but is taco a sandwich, if not i say tuna
     
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  17. Oct 28, 2011 at 4:33 PM
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    Chicken of The Sea. :thumbsup:

    Fink
     
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  18. Oct 28, 2011 at 4:34 PM
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    05 TRD Sport

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    05 TRD Sport [OP] She's Fat, I'm Drunk, It's On.

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    She said pb&j but I'm taking the jimmy hats just in case there's more to it than the sammich.
     
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  19. Oct 28, 2011 at 4:35 PM
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    Konaborne Pineapples on pizza Hawaiian does not it make.

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    I say she wants to have sex with you and is using the sammich as a cover.


















































    Was that clever? Do I get a cookie?
     
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  20. Oct 28, 2011 at 4:36 PM
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    Tell her you want a taco instead and you got the beef to fill it! :taco::D
     
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