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Girl Advice????

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by 05 TRD Sport, Oct 28, 2011.

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  1. Oct 30, 2011 at 10:13 AM
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    05 TRD Sport

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    05 TRD Sport [OP] She's Fat, I'm Drunk, It's On.

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    Sure. No problem. I'll post pictures of the sammich soon as I get it. Ha.
     
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  2. Oct 30, 2011 at 6:59 PM
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    Krazie Sj

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    Why are you calling us Bitch?
     
    Krazie Sj, Oct 30, 2011
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  3. Oct 30, 2011 at 7:02 PM
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    memario1214

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    If he only knew what Mr. Krazie goes home to every night. :D :spy:
     
    memario1214, Oct 30, 2011
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  4. Oct 30, 2011 at 7:11 PM
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    Krazie Sj

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    Then Bitch be trippin' bawls dawg. :cool:
     
    Krazie Sj, Oct 30, 2011
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  5. Oct 31, 2011 at 9:56 AM
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    Fink

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    I was going to guess this...

    [​IMG]

    ...but it sounds as though it may be something a bit more exotic.

    :popcorn:

    Fink
     
    Fink, Oct 31, 2011
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  6. Oct 31, 2011 at 10:09 AM
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    blacksheff405

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    blacksheff405 no one ever pays me in gum

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    funniest thread i've seen in a while :popcorn:
     
    blacksheff405, Oct 31, 2011
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  7. Oct 31, 2011 at 3:00 PM
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    05 TRD Sport

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    05 TRD Sport [OP] She's Fat, I'm Drunk, It's On.

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    You sir, are 100% correct. Still ain't got my sammich, though. Maybe she lied. Maybe I don't care.
     
    05 TRD Sport, Oct 31, 2011
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  8. Oct 31, 2011 at 3:04 PM
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    mntbiker2008

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    sammiches usually follow a freshly destroyed vagina... I say go for it!


    edit.. just saw the outcome... tell her to get back in the kitchen and make you a damn sammich!!!
     
    mntbiker2008, Oct 31, 2011
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  9. Oct 31, 2011 at 3:14 PM
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    Dude a girl that wants to cook you dinner?!?! Sounds like a keeper to me!!!:eek: Its hard enough for a girl to microwave you popcorn nowadays let alone cook you a full meal!!!!:goingcrazy:
     
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  10. Oct 31, 2011 at 3:19 PM
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    There was a girl who would cook me supper quite a bit trouble was she was going out with my best friend
     
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  11. Oct 31, 2011 at 3:20 PM
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    DeeKay21

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    Thats when you slap a hoe!!:smack:
     
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  12. Oct 31, 2011 at 3:23 PM
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  13. Oct 31, 2011 at 3:25 PM
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  14. Oct 31, 2011 at 3:28 PM
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    Sammich and run the vacuume--Get a BJ.
    You lucky fuck--OOOHH to be twenty again
     
    newertoy, Oct 31, 2011
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  15. Oct 31, 2011 at 3:28 PM
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    OffroadToy

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    OffroadToy pull my finger

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    oh my!! :anonymous:
     
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  16. Oct 31, 2011 at 3:35 PM
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    futuretacoowner

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    She made me sammiches while I played COD. Nothing else went on.
     
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  17. Oct 31, 2011 at 4:46 PM
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    Stop analyzing the situation, what ever happens happens just be prepared:D
     
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  18. Oct 31, 2011 at 4:57 PM
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    Ok, call me an old,o ld fart...I can take it...really I can...

    Here's some wisdom from my ancient life...any girl that will give it away for free isn't valuable and isn't what you want. Be careful. Value yourself man. One wrong step and you could be tied for life with this woman...aka pregnancy...one amazing you know what can go down in flames and you pay the rest of your life...good bye superchargers, hello diapers. Say so long to the new URD Uconn and hello to a paternity suit, child support and depression and a lot of TV watchn my friend cuz you are not going on vacation anytime soon.

    Hey, I get it, lust, fun...been there done that. And, lucky for me I finally found a girl that made me earn her...she was valuable...I respected her...she was the one. Now 40+ years later a few kids and now grand babies...through good times and bad and believe me storms will roll in. You need to make sure you have a solid woman and not a "whore".

    Anyway, off topic but we guys, we are all in this together and seen a lot of guys go down the dark alley with a one-night stand that turned into...18 years of hell for them.

    Bordon
     
    gotrdwoohoo, Oct 31, 2011
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  19. Oct 31, 2011 at 8:31 PM
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    05 TRD Sport

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    05 TRD Sport [OP] She's Fat, I'm Drunk, It's On.

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    Okay, here's the deal. I'm 52 and after 14 years of a great marriage, my 3rd divorce was final a week and a half ago. The sammich girl? She's 44. I dated her about 25 years ago. Ended on a bad note then. We probably ended on a bad note tonight. But for the last 3 nights, I plowed her shit. I'm good. Really. Been a fun thread. Really. Life remains good, bitch.
     
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  20. Oct 31, 2011 at 8:34 PM
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    05 TRD Sport

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    And thanks, guys...............
     
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