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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by stucksucksnayota, Aug 8, 2008.

  1. stucksucksnayota

    stucksucksnayota [OP] Well-Known Member

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    Ok guys ive got one of my best freinds who has always had toyotas like i have but here latley he bought a dodge ram 1500 with the 360 V-8 in it. He's got 33in tires on it and thinks his the shit lol. Now he will never shut up about having a bigger truck and how his can run over my little taco over. So I need some reasons y tacomas or even toyotas are better then chevy dodge and ford ( I know its a givin that they are but thats doesnt make a good argument). I have named off the obvious like his tires are only 2 inches bigger then mine and the fact that there the same year and have the same milage and mine still running strong and his is blowin that magical blue smoke. So a little help would be greatly apprciated.
     
  2. klown

    klown Tacoma World Ring Leader

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    Take him offroading.

    Put sugar in his gas tank.

    Those should shut him up for a while.
     
  3. eordonez

    eordonez Living vicariously through mjp2

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    tell him he is trying to compensate his lack of "size" in other "area", that should shut him up
     
  4. Khaos

    Khaos Well-Known Member

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    Go find a tighter trail and ask him to follow you.... if he can...
     
  5. lsocoee

    lsocoee My hair is all natural Staff Member

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    You could tell him that he has the advantage. Not only does have a bigger truck, but he also gets to pay more for gas and buy a new truck every 5 years.
     
  6. Toy4Life

    Toy4Life 668: The Neighbor of the Beast

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    Compare notes on vehicular repairs and perhaps recalls.
     
  7. stucksucksnayota

    stucksucksnayota [OP] Well-Known Member

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    HAHA good ideas i dont think i will have to put any sugar in the gas tank the way its running now it wont be much longer. I forgot the gas price since it cost me $60 to fill up and i watch him put $100 in his.
     
  8. klown

    klown Tacoma World Ring Leader

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    Well you can tell him you can fill up your truck and buy $40 worth of weed for the same money it takes him to fill up his truck.
     
  9. Janster

    Janster Old & Forgetful

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    You've got a locker in your truck right? (TRD Offroad)

    Chances are - he doesn't have one and never had one from the factory.

    Say - "Didn't you have enough money to buy a REAL DODGE (power wagon)?"

    And remind him that your toyota has a locker from the factory.

    Take him offroading......and see who gets the first body damage. If he's that cocky and arrogant - he probably won't pay attention and trash the shit outta his truck. That'll teach him. I wheeled with this one guy who had a power wagon and he trashed the side of his truck. The thing was too damn big and he just didn't pay attention. :rolleyes:
     
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    Where I work, they give us the power wagons. they are quite possible the worst truck I have ever seen. they guzzle gas like crazy (12ish MPG), and if you use one for work, it'll only last four years max. We've had transfer cases blow loose, and they have a problem with the rocker arm hitting the splash guard after about only about 5000K. the suspension rides nice for about as long. the only cool thing about them is the electronic sway bar disconnect. (don't drive normally with it disconnected)
     
  11. beastlytaco

    beastlytaco This is TW. One never knows what is a joke anymore

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    yup GM sucks ass
     
  12. Ridgerunner

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    Oh have I got 1 thatll freeze dry his balls:D you can inform him that YOU have a HEMI, and you will NOT be lying!! The 3.4V6 and the 2.7 I-4 have "hemispherical heads" (I got this from a notable authority) and apparently, Toyota doesn't brag it up probably because Dodge has the "hemi" ownership rights or something. His 360 aint a hemi:D So there ya go-SOCK IT TO HIM BUNKY:cool:
     
  13. beastlytaco

    beastlytaco This is TW. One never knows what is a joke anymore

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    so in technicality we also have hemis?
     
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    Ridgerunner Well-Known Member

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    I dont think 2nd-gen do. Im checking my resource
     
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    Ridgerunner Well-Known Member

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    Apparently the 2nd gens ALSO employ hemispherical comustion chambers too:)
     
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  17. Ridgerunner

    Ridgerunner Well-Known Member

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    D odges
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    D rink...
    G astank
    E mpty!
    Swear-I just made that 1 up:D
     
  18. beastlytaco

    beastlytaco This is TW. One never knows what is a joke anymore

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    i got a hemi. i got a hemi :D
     
  19. Ridgerunner

    Ridgerunner Well-Known Member

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    HEYYY! its a HEmi!!!!!!:D I love it hahah! Like havin an xtra you know what:eek:
     
  20. chris4x4

    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Staff Member

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    Absolutly correct! In fact, the Toyota 2.7, 3.4, and 4.0 have a "Real" Hemispherical combustion chamber. The Dodge "Hemi" is more like a "Semi-Hemi", as its combustion chamber is shaped like a "D", therefore not a TRUE hemispherical design. :D
     
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