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Guilty Humor

Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by 65tacodude, Nov 9, 2009.

  1. Nov 9, 2009 at 9:07 AM
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    65tacodude

    65tacodude [OP] Well-Known Member

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    I am better than your kids.If you work in an office with lots of people, chances are that you work with a person who hangs pictures up that their kids have drawn. The pictures are always of some stupid flower or a tree with wheels. These pictures suck; I could draw pictures much better. In fact, I can spell, do math and run faster than your kids. So being that my skills are obviously superior to those of children, I've taken the liberty to judge art work done by other kids on the internet. I'll be assigning a grade A through F for each piece:












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    Megan, age 4
    First of all, I don't even know what the fuck this is. If it's supposed to be a dog, then it's the shittiest dog I've ever seen. F
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    Kyle, age 8
    You spelled America wrong asshole. Also, I could have sworn America 's colors were red, white and blue. There's no yellow anywhere, traitor.F
    [​IMG]

    Allison, age 6
    Holy shit, I almost had a seizure when I saw this one. Three words: too many colors. Also, eggs aren't supposed to have ears, dipshit.F
    [​IMG]

    Cameron, age 4
    Terrible. F
    [​IMG]

    Bryce, age 10
    This one wouldn't be too bad if the color was kept inside the lines, you picked a new perspective, used non-abrasive colors and asked someone with talent to paint it for you. On one hand I want to give an A for effort but... F



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    Jon, age 8
    Ding Ding! Here comes the shit-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit. F
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    Rachel, age 7
    That's interesting, everyone in this picture is white. Even the rainbow is white. Perhaps in an ideal world, everyone would be white isn't that right, Rachel? Or should I call you RACIST? Nice try, Hitler. F
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    Jason, age 6
    This one would receive an "A" if the assignment was to throw as much random shit onto a paper as poorly as you can. I've pissed patterns on snow that look more coherent than this. F
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    Seth, age 4
    Vrrrroooooooooooommmmmm! F
    [​IMG]

    Kelly, age 9
    This was a Christmas gift from Kelly to her parents. Good job Kelly, now pack up your shit and find a foster home. If my kids tried to pass this off as a gift, they'd come home from school and find all their shit outside in a box. What a lousy gift, seriously. You give them video games and toys, and they give you some half-assed drawing with a crooked tree. I wonder how much a gift like this would set someone back. Five, maybe ten minutes to find a napkin and some markers? F
    I can't believe how much I rule.
     
  2. Nov 9, 2009 at 9:11 AM
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    Jigzor

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    I've seen this before...with pictures. What happened?
     
  3. Nov 9, 2009 at 9:12 AM
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    Incognito

    Incognito μολὼν λαβέ

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  4. Nov 9, 2009 at 9:13 AM
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    65tacodude

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    The pictures are showing on my end.. copy and pasted an email. Didnt know if itd work
     
  5. Nov 9, 2009 at 9:21 AM
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    white09tacoma

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    your pic didn't show up my u should ask one of those little kids for help lol
     
  6. Nov 9, 2009 at 9:23 AM
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    65tacodude

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    Epic fail!!!!!! Lol
     
  7. Nov 9, 2009 at 9:25 AM
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    white09tacoma

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    try re post it
     
  8. Nov 9, 2009 at 9:40 AM
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    65tacodude

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    I am better than your kids.If you work in an office with lots of people, chances are that you work with a person who hangs pictures up that their kids have drawn. The pictures are always of some stupid flower or a tree with wheels. These pictures suck; I could draw pictures much better. In fact, I can spell, do math and run faster than your kids. So being that my skills are obviously superior to those of children, I've taken the liberty to judge art work done by other kids on the internet. I'll be assigning a grade A through F for each piece:












    [​IMG]

    Megan, age 4
    First of all, I don't even know what the fuck this is. If it's supposed to be a dog, then it's the shittiest dog I've ever seen. F
    [​IMG]

    Kyle, age 8
    You spelled America wrong asshole. Also, I could have sworn America 's colors were red, white and blue. There's no yellow anywhere, traitor.F
    [​IMG]

    Allison, age 6
    Holy shit, I almost had a seizure when I saw this one. Three words: too many colors. Also, eggs aren't supposed to have ears, dipshit.F
    [​IMG]

    Cameron, age 4
    Terrible. F
    [​IMG]

    Bryce, age 10
    This one wouldn't be too bad if the color was kept inside the lines, you picked a new perspective, used non-abrasive colors and asked someone with talent to paint it for you. On one hand I want to give an A for effort but... F



    [​IMG]

    Jon, age 8
    Ding Ding! Here comes the shit-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit. F
    [​IMG]

    Rachel, age 7
    That's interesting, everyone in this picture is white. Even the rainbow is white. Perhaps in an ideal world, everyone would be white isn't that right, Rachel? Or should I call you RACIST? Nice try, Hitler. F
    [​IMG]

    Jason, age 6
    This one would receive an "A" if the assignment was to throw as much random shit onto a paper as poorly as you can. I've pissed patterns on snow that look more coherent than this. F
    [​IMG]

    Seth, age 4
    Vrrrroooooooooooommmmmm! F
    [​IMG]

    Kelly, age 9
    This was a Christmas gift from Kelly to her parents. Good job Kelly, now pack up your shit and find a foster home. If my kids tried to pass this off as a gift, they'd come home from school and find all their shit outside in a box. What a lousy gift, seriously. You give them video games and toys, and they give you some half-assed drawing with a crooked tree. I wonder how much a gift like this would set someone back. Five, maybe ten minutes to find a napkin and some markers? F
    I can't believe how much I rule
     
  9. Nov 9, 2009 at 9:41 AM
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    65tacodude

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    not the most computer savy...if it didnt work effing delete it
     
  10. Nov 9, 2009 at 10:22 AM
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    hahaha, my kids are better at the internet than you... wait, I don't have any kids.

    You can't copy and paste an email to a post. You could just save the pictures to your computer, upload them to your gallery photos and then paste the pictures into either one of your posts from your gallery.
     
  11. Nov 9, 2009 at 11:50 AM
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    na too much effort! lol
     
  12. Nov 9, 2009 at 11:54 AM
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  15. Nov 9, 2009 at 12:11 PM
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    You ought to get one of those little kids to show you how to work pictures, Kelly might have helped you BEFORE you totally dissed her artistic accomplisment............. And she called you a douchebag.





    douchebag
     
  16. Nov 9, 2009 at 12:36 PM
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  17. Nov 9, 2009 at 12:40 PM
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    Yeah i had this laying around for a few years now...one of those things to make you laugh when your day is shitty...but EPIC FAIL on my part
     
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