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How the hell do you take your new 2019 off road and not F up the body so your wife wants a divorce?

Discussion in '3rd Gen. Tacomas (2016+)' started by Mechazawa, Nov 29, 2018.

  1. Nov 29, 2018 at 5:22 PM
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    Mechazawa

    Mechazawa [OP] Member

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    Inquiring minds want to know!
     
  2. Nov 29, 2018 at 5:25 PM
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    here4cake

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    If your wife wants a divorce over body damage to your truck, you've got considerably bigger issues than body damage to your truck.

    --

    Also, don't do stupid shit and don't damage your truck.
     
  3. Nov 29, 2018 at 5:26 PM
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    jerryb1984

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    Rock sliders would be a good investment. I bought side steps for my 5 year old and went out with 500 miles on the truck. Went down a drop that was a little bigger than I thought. Luckily the step didn’t get in to the cab, but at that point I knew I should have got sliders and not side steps. That being said, my wife would just call me a dumbass, not come anywhere near divorcing me. Haha!!
     
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  4. Nov 29, 2018 at 5:26 PM
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    Qwack

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    all my really tough 4 wheeling i do on my ps4 :anonymous:
     
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  5. Nov 29, 2018 at 5:26 PM
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    henryp

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    Form follows function
    You drive it around for 10 years then armor up then go ham
     
  6. Nov 29, 2018 at 5:26 PM
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    El Duderino

    El Duderino Yeah,well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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    Is this you personally if so the truck is the least of your worries and that was just an excuse the wife needed for a divorce.
     
  7. Nov 29, 2018 at 5:26 PM
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    GillyLink

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    Armour is a big help! But also picking your line correct ! You should be ok on most logging roads 99% of the time if you going rock crawling you are playing Russian roulette
     
  8. Nov 29, 2018 at 5:27 PM
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    Murdoch33

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  9. Nov 29, 2018 at 5:31 PM
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    daddy_o

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    1. Get a divorce before you go Off Roading.
    2. You could get the wife a vehicle she can take Off Road.
    3. Another option would be take her off roading with you as a spotter, then when you f up you can blame her, which would still lead to divorce. That brings us back to the first option.
     
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  10. Nov 29, 2018 at 5:32 PM
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    Mechazawa

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    I am mostly joking about the divorce part. We bought a 2019 about a month ago and I'd reeeeeally like to see what it can do, but I don't want to screw up the body on a truck with less than 1k miles.

    Also, my wife would kill me.
     
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  11. Nov 29, 2018 at 5:33 PM
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    tonered

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  12. Nov 29, 2018 at 5:33 PM
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    Amanelot

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  13. Nov 29, 2018 at 5:33 PM
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    Norsemanvike

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    I agree with other that have said that if your wife will divorce you over body damage to the truck, you've got bigger issues to deal with.

    That said, the body armor is a good way to go if you have the money, but if not, stick to fire roads.
     
  14. Nov 29, 2018 at 5:34 PM
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    Bishop84

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    I did it to a new subaru in 2014, but we were still dating.

    I learned the only real enemy is branches.

    For fucks sakes, if the trail has branches turn around! They are not gentle to paint!

    Everything else is common sense.
     
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  15. Nov 29, 2018 at 5:34 PM
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    no vtec 4me

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    If you don't want to risk scratching/denting your truck, don't go off road.
     
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  16. Nov 29, 2018 at 5:35 PM
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    BlueFalconActual

    BlueFalconActual Some dude

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    Step 1. Go off-roading. Not just a short trip but a really long excursion out in the middle of no where.

    Step 2. Ditch wife and drive home.
     
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  18. Nov 29, 2018 at 5:36 PM
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    El Duderino

    El Duderino Yeah,well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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    Speed bumps a can be a bit tricky though
     
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  19. Nov 29, 2018 at 5:37 PM
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    daddy_o

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    That doesn't work, at least it didn't work for me.:annoyed:
     
  20. Nov 29, 2018 at 5:39 PM
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    hiPSI

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    Get rid of wife.

    Seriously, don't play if you can't pay to play.
     
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