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How the hell do you take your new 2019 off road and not F up the body so your wife wants a divorce?

Discussion in '3rd Gen. Tacomas (2016+)' started by Mechazawa, Nov 29, 2018.

  1. Nov 29, 2018 at 6:19 PM
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    BlueFalconActual

    BlueFalconActual Some dude

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    He's like the Mozart of internet based autism.
     
  2. Nov 29, 2018 at 6:20 PM
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    Jeez.......when are modern men gonna realize that, as before and as always, if you do whatever the fuck you want, whenever the fuck you want to, your wife will never divorce you, as you will appear to her as a man who is in control of his own destiny. That’s what women desire.

    Last thing any woman wants is some limp dude who asks her permission, or her forgiveness all the time.

    Do whatever you want to with your truck, including denting the shit out of it, and she’ll be hot for you, guaranteed.
     
  3. Nov 29, 2018 at 6:20 PM
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    El Duderino

    El Duderino Yeah,well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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    OP has to come back in
     
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  4. Nov 29, 2018 at 6:20 PM
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    Crow_of_judgement

    Crow_of_judgement Welcome to your trucks memorial thead.

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    What in the actual fuk is going on?
     
  5. Nov 29, 2018 at 6:20 PM
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    DeltaBravo

    DeltaBravo DFIRE crew 4 LIFE!

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  6. Nov 29, 2018 at 6:21 PM
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    stun gun

    stun gun Has tardigrade DNA

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    Seriously. I am a fucking turd boyfriend and my gf fuckin adores me.
     
  7. Nov 29, 2018 at 6:21 PM
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    El Duderino

    El Duderino Yeah,well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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    This is my method. 10 years strong so far.
     
  8. Nov 29, 2018 at 6:21 PM
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    BlueFalconActual

    BlueFalconActual Some dude

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    Jared Fogle begs to differ.
     
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  9. Nov 29, 2018 at 6:24 PM
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    El Duderino

    El Duderino Yeah,well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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    Without breaking any major laws*
     
  10. Nov 29, 2018 at 6:24 PM
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    webdr Brodozer

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    :worthless:

    of OP's wife.
     
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  11. Nov 29, 2018 at 6:24 PM
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    the.sight.picture

    the.sight.picture Do you realize I'm an action hero

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    My method, also going 8 years strong
     
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  12. Nov 29, 2018 at 6:25 PM
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    stun gun

    stun gun Has tardigrade DNA

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    The other week I woke up, told my gf to shut the furnace off when she leaves for work, and I then started brushing my teeth. She asks “why, again, do I need to shut it off when I leave?” I just stared at her for a moment, then continued brushing my teeth. As I’m pouring my coffee, she asks again, then says “um... so why are you not going to explain this?” As I stared at her and walked down to the front door. Finally says “ok, so I guess you’re not gonna explain why...” yup. I’m not. My house. My heat, I repair the furnace, I pay for the oil. Stand before her and an army of orcs, I tell her I love her when she makes the coffee. I ain’t splainin SHIT.
     
  13. Nov 29, 2018 at 6:26 PM
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    BlueFalconActual

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    For sure though. My wife has 12 years of dealing with my non-stop crap. Pretty sure I ripped ass in front of her on the first date too.
     
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  14. Nov 29, 2018 at 6:27 PM
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    El Duderino

    El Duderino Yeah,well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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    I use to make an excuse to go to the Walmart at like 11pm that was close to my wife’s apartment so I could poop. I was afraid of stinking up her spot.
     
  15. Nov 29, 2018 at 6:27 PM
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    the.sight.picture

    the.sight.picture Do you realize I'm an action hero

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    I bought my truck in feb of 2018. I had 2 dents on it from a few trees in sleepycreek WV, within 2 months of owning it.

    The wife was present. So was @3pooches. @Darkgoatracer and and a few others.


    If you dont give a shit about dents, itll be easier for you to mod and cut.
     
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  16. Nov 29, 2018 at 6:28 PM
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    Not my fault :anonymous:
     
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  17. Nov 29, 2018 at 6:29 PM
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    Yeah.....I specifically mean do whatever the fuck you want, no to whomever you chose. That’s not good and never has been.
     
  18. Nov 29, 2018 at 6:30 PM
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    stun gun

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    Mountain lions though, on the real, will fuckin stalk you, and you wouldn’t even know it
     
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  19. Nov 29, 2018 at 6:31 PM
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    mynewtoy Didn't know this was a thing

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    Wait... was that meant for this thread?
     

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