I’m 32 and I don’t have any friends.

I’m 49... my friends are Jesus, my wife, and my cardiologist. I can only count on the first 2 plus my tacoma.

I was thinking about this the other day when I figured out the only way someone I was ‘friends’ with would know I was in the hospital was to post it on Facebook but then only a few would notice !!!


C’EST LA GUERRE !!!

 

Most of the guys that try to befriend me end up wanting something from me. In my many years, I've only had one childhood friend. Looking back, he was a know-it-all idiot and now I'm glad he moved away.
For me, women make better true friends, and not for the obvious reason. Problem is, it isn't socially acceptable if you're married. There will be a few women at my funeral, probably no men. Wouldn't have it any other way.

 

I'll be sure to crash that funural