I really don't like my girlfriends dogs. Wot do?

I love dogs! I love all kinds of dogs. Mostly useful dogs though. Dogs that bark at intruders, dogs that will eat intruders, hunting dogs, buddy dogs, good looking dogs, non-smelly dogs, service dogs, dogs who were in the service. If a dog has a SINGLE one of those traits listed, I'll love the pooch.
My girlfriend has two useless dogs that she has to baby. Can't leave them alone for a day, one is allergic to everything and needs to go to the vet every other month because he ate something funny or got bit by an ant. They are both ugly as all sin, stink to high heaven, don't bark when need to, are loud when breathing, and aren't even a general buddy dog. They just lay there and take up oxygen and food.
Recently I had to take care of them for three days and my whole house stinks like these dogs and not to mention my truck.

I'm trying to approach this situation with kiddy gloves because she gets hurt feelings easily but there is no way I can see ever living with these dogs that she loves so much.
They are both Pugs by the way. Even my dogs are disgusted with them and they are two Aussies who don't stink and this little ankle biter we rescued from Johnson Valley who was abandoned by some ghetto family. My dogs don't stink, they bark when need to, are active, etc.

What would you guys do?

 

I vote this as the funniest post of the day!!!

 

Can you take them to the pound ?

 

Not likely. They wouldn't survive in doggy jail. They'd be someone's bitch in no time.

 

If you like her than you'll deal with dogs.Ridgerunner has a point here on this post!

 

https://youtu.be/5HbBL62IiRE

 

"Shut that pocket rat up!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MuPUoveNSk

 

Find different snatch, preferably one that douches more frequently.

 

baahahahahaa

 

Oh she's great, its her dogs that are a pain

 

sounds like you need a .22lr, a handful of rounds, a shovel, and a tragic tragic story about how the dogs ran away

 

So dogs weren't a metaphor ? My bad ... was about to add, make sure she soaps underneath the fat sacks.

 

two problems with that. 1: She wouldn't believe those dogs "ran" anywhere. 2: 22LR is so hard to find!!!!!

BAAHAHAHAHAHAHA. She just got new ones

 

You could have given them a bath while you watched them

 

She took them to the groomer before we brought them over. Because, the slugs need special treatment because of allergies. You know, all the stuff manly dogs don't have to worry about. Anyways, when they were cleaned up and bathed, they still stunk.

 

New girl friend??

 

I love dogs so much but the ones the size of a football make me want to just kick them. I hate pugs

 

http://m.petsmart.com/h5/hub?id=dog...d36-20103/cat-36-catid-100099?var_id=36-20103

 

Awesome! I'm ordering this now. You also gave me the idea of hunting spray that supposed to neutralize orders so game can't smell you. Need to dig that up and try it out. If it doesn't get all retarded nasty because of allergies and shit.

 

I probably have a little different perspective than some on this subject...I have 2 pugs. The allergy thing is not something that's normal to all pugs. Your gf just got "lucky" in that respect. I'll grant you, they are noisy at times when they breath. But that's a trait a lot of dogs have. As for the smell, you might try a different type of dog food. I'd say you either learn to at least like her dogs, or get yourself another girlfriend.