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I think a coworker gambled and lost...

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Evil Monkey, Dec 16, 2009.

  1. Dec 16, 2009 at 9:41 AM
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    Evil Monkey

    Evil Monkey [OP] There's an evil monkey in my truck

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    So I'm in the bathroom at work when a coworker walks in and heads for the stall. After closing the door, and sitting down, he immediately starts grabbing toilet paper from the wall and wiping. Only thing I can think of is he gambled and lost.

    :crapstorm:
     
  2. Dec 16, 2009 at 9:43 AM
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    98tacoma27

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  3. Dec 16, 2009 at 9:45 AM
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    lol, damnit boy.
     
  4. Dec 16, 2009 at 9:45 AM
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    Afwrestler1986

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    Yeah, when the fart-shit seperator is intermittent it is indeed a gamble.
     
  5. Dec 16, 2009 at 9:47 AM
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  6. Dec 16, 2009 at 9:49 AM
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    Hahahaha :eek:
     
  7. Dec 16, 2009 at 9:50 AM
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    Sounds like buddy sharted himself......:(:D
     
  8. Dec 16, 2009 at 9:50 AM
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    its called a shart :)
     
  9. Dec 16, 2009 at 9:53 AM
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    Here i sit broken hearted
    tried to shit, but only farted..

    Later on, I took a chance,
    tried to fart, and shat my pants..
     
  10. Dec 16, 2009 at 9:54 AM
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    thats unfortunate haha

    had a close one myself the other day....i restrained myself:cool:
     
  11. Dec 16, 2009 at 9:56 AM
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    i would find a new job if that happened where i work
     
  12. Dec 16, 2009 at 9:56 AM
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    Those who write on bathroom walls
    roll their shit into little balls.

    You who read these word of wit
    eat these little balls of shit.
     
  13. Dec 16, 2009 at 10:16 AM
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  15. Dec 16, 2009 at 10:22 AM
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    ...or he is creating a protective barrier befor lowering himself.
     
  16. Dec 16, 2009 at 10:27 AM
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    has anyone considered that the guy is stealing company property for home use?
     
  17. Dec 16, 2009 at 10:29 AM
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    Evil Monkey [OP] There's an evil monkey in my truck

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    That would explain pulling the toilet paper but not the wiping. Besides, we have the protective paper sheets available which would be much less work than making a TP shield.
     
  18. Dec 16, 2009 at 10:29 AM
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    Noooooooooooooooooo, not another out of control turd thread! Wasn't the "possible worst date ever" thread badImeangood enough? :(:D
     
  19. Dec 16, 2009 at 10:32 AM
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    Evil Monkey

    Evil Monkey [OP] There's an evil monkey in my truck

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    Possible. Sounded like he was making a tp mitten. Maybe he was just stuffing it down his pants. Perhaps his junk was cold and he was making an insulating layer.
     
  20. Dec 16, 2009 at 10:33 AM
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    That would neva happen.
     
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