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If you are moving to South Carolina........

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by TheMaster, Feb 21, 2008.

  1. Feb 21, 2008 at 6:41 AM
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    TheMaster

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    Things You Must Know To Live in South Carolina :eek:

    1. A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.

    2. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in South Carolina

    3. There ar e 10,000 types of spiders. *All 10,000 of them live in South
    Carolina , plus a couple no one's ever seen before.

    4. If it grows, it'll stick ya. *If it crawls, it'll bite cha.

    5.'Onced' and 'Twiced' are words.

    6. It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy.

    7. 'Jaw-P?' means 'Did y'all go to the bathroom?'

    8. People actually grow and eat okra.

    9. 'Fixinto' is one word.

    10. There is no such thing as 'lunch.' *There is only dinner and then there is supper.

    11. Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two, and South Carolinians do like a little tea with our sugar!

    12. Backwards and forwards means 'I know everything about you.'

    13. The word 'Jeet' is actually a question meaning 'Did you eat?'

    14. You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is. *You work until you're done or it's too dark to see.

    15. You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH them.

    16. 'No. *Jew?' is a common response to the question 'Did you bring any beer?'

    YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM SOUTH CAROLINA IF:

    1. You measure distance in minutes.

    2. You've ever had to switch from heat to A/C in the same day.

    3. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect or animal.

    4. You know what a 'DAWG' is.

    5. You carry jumper cables in your car... *For your OWN car.

    6. You only own five spices: salt, pepper, vinegar, ketchup, and Texas Pete.

    7. The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but re q uire 6 pages for local gossip and motor sports.

    8. You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.

    9. You find 100 degrees Fahrenheit 'a bit warm.'

    10. You know all four seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, Still Summer and Christmas.

    11. Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite past time known as Goin' to Wally World.

    12. You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good chicken stew weather.

    13. Fried catfish is the other white meat.

    14. We don't need no dang Driver's Ed. *If our mama says we can drive. . we can drive dag-nabbit.

    15. You understand these jokes and forward them to your South Carolina friends (and those who just wish they lived in South Carolina ).
     
  2. Feb 21, 2008 at 7:14 AM
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    Burns

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    :laugh: That is fawkin great man!




    TheMaster you need to start a northern alliance!
     
  3. Feb 21, 2008 at 7:19 AM
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    nd

    nd Radical Town. It's a hell of a place!

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    i'd say at least 75% of that is dead on for most South Carolinians
     
  4. Feb 21, 2008 at 7:21 AM
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    Don G

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    Yeah Master that's another list that is really funny when you read it with a Jeff Foxworthy accent! !!:D

    Don G
     
  5. Feb 21, 2008 at 9:18 AM
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    sawdust

    sawdust Unapologetic Texan

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    See, this one right here proves that they all secretly wish they were Texans
     
  6. Feb 21, 2008 at 9:24 AM
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    rhoppas

    rhoppas Land of Oz

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    That is a great list. I knew it wouldn't take long for Sawdust to pickup on the Texas reference and I agree with him.
     
  7. Feb 21, 2008 at 9:40 AM
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    pat's taco

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    classic !
     
  8. Feb 21, 2008 at 11:34 AM
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    TheMaster

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    Stupid fawkin Alliance. :rolleyes:
     
  9. Feb 21, 2008 at 11:59 AM
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    nd

    nd Radical Town. It's a hell of a place!

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    You're both fools. All Carolinians hate Texas, we just like the name "Pete"
     
  10. Feb 21, 2008 at 12:15 PM
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    corywilson13

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    AHaha leave it to a canadian to post that
     
  11. Feb 21, 2008 at 2:01 PM
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    Don G

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    Ouch! !!! It looks like I woke up the sleeping giant!! ! Way too go guys:D

    Don G
     
  12. Feb 21, 2008 at 3:06 PM
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    tacomaman06

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    eh.....franks redhot is way the hell better than texas pete....anyday!! period!!

    so basically we can change the wording from texas pete to franks redhot, then the whole list will be mostly correct!!!


    im all about #'s 8 and 13!!!!!!!
     
  13. Feb 21, 2008 at 3:22 PM
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    concrete jedi

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    Hey Master, sounds like there was a little enjoyment in that fine list if yours, maybe a winter home, snow birding ?
     
  14. Feb 21, 2008 at 3:45 PM
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    sawdust Unapologetic Texan

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    Give it up, you can't keep the secret anymore. You secretly wish you were a Texan, cousin.
     
  15. Feb 21, 2008 at 3:55 PM
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    tacomaman06

    tacomaman06 Carolina Alliance: Enforcer

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    damn.....a texan calling couch his cousin:eek:......more proof that ,albeit secretly, you wanna be part of the carolina alliance as much as themaster wants to:D!!! just admit it......it will feel good to do so!!

    by the way.......texas pete sucks!! no taste really!! franks redhot is what we are aiming for!!
     
  16. Feb 21, 2008 at 5:36 PM
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    TheMaster

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    Oh yeah. However, I got it from a die hard Texan wannabe. Someone who secretly sheds a tear everyday that he is not a Texan. My source is also an undercover agent :anonymous: that spies on the Stupid Alliance to whom we have issued a Canadian :canada: passport for a quick escape to frozen North just in cast the sh!t hits the fan or requires free health care.
     
  17. Feb 21, 2008 at 5:44 PM
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    TheMaster

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    Hahaha, you are fawkin funny man. I rather be that flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road. :laugh:
     
  18. Feb 22, 2008 at 5:24 AM
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    sawdust Unapologetic Texan

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    That just an old jab I remembered to bring back. Wait till you see his blood pressure rise when he sees it. I got ancestors from your'n neck of the woods, so we could be distant cousins. The thought drives ndouche nuts.

    Frankly, I've never heard of it before. Just :poking:
     
  19. Feb 22, 2008 at 6:31 AM
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    2003greenbean

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    that list was good
     
  20. Feb 22, 2008 at 1:58 PM
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    tacomaman06

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    never heard of franks redhot?? u need to find it and try it.....i guarantee you you'll like it if you like a tangy hot sauce!! damned good stuff there!!!
     
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