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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by jdkeller, May 8, 2010.

  1. May 8, 2010 at 9:09 PM
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    jdkeller

    jdkeller [OP] How many words can be fit in this s

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    A Mexican, an Arab, and an Arizona girl are in the same bar.



    When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says,'In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'


    The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcohol beer ('cuz he's a Muslim), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'


    *

    The Arizona girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab.

    Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says,
    'In Arizona, we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink
    with the same ones twice.'
     
  2. May 8, 2010 at 9:12 PM
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  3. May 8, 2010 at 9:13 PM
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    btw :locked:
     
  4. May 8, 2010 at 9:17 PM
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    Tillers_Rule ......................

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  7. May 8, 2010 at 9:24 PM
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    moto932

    moto932 What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN?

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    hell yeah!













    IBTL!!!
     
  8. May 8, 2010 at 9:25 PM
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    Blue You're my boy blue

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  9. May 8, 2010 at 9:27 PM
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    haha o god
     
  10. May 8, 2010 at 10:48 PM
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    jdkeller [OP] How many words can be fit in this s

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    I thought it was funny. No offense people.
     
  11. May 8, 2010 at 10:57 PM
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    Dellosa89 Love peace and Taco Grease

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  13. May 8, 2010 at 11:14 PM
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  14. May 8, 2010 at 11:24 PM
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    cmack Impeach Chris4x4!

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    IBTL! :locked:
     
  15. May 8, 2010 at 11:25 PM
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    most arabs arent illegal...and if he doesnt drink why is he at the bar...and why cant the arizona girl be from cali...and why do they break the cups this is american not their countries and we dont have unlimited supply of glass. and what did the bartender say about all this...did people freak out about the gun shots...did the police come...was she arrested

    just some questions to ask

    funny joke tho!:rofl:
     
  16. May 8, 2010 at 11:30 PM
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    Bwahaha! Good one!
     
  17. May 8, 2010 at 11:34 PM
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    jdkeller [OP] How many words can be fit in this s

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    Socalblack, you should be a lawyer.
     
  18. May 8, 2010 at 11:35 PM
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    haha sometimes i feel like those little kids that just keep asking questions
     
  19. May 8, 2010 at 11:41 PM
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    steve o 77 braaap

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    jdkeller [OP] How many words can be fit in this s

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    And what if it doesn't get locked?
     
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