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  1. Dec 24, 2016 at 8:20 PM
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    I thought it would kinda Cool to have a running joke Thread. I mean more the Turd gen. :rimshot: Please post your Favorite Jokes. Clean or not

    It's Halloween and a kid walks to a store and says "Trick or treat" The store owner looks the kid over and asks him "What are you?" The kid responds "I'm A Birate" the store owner Assumes the kid is a Pirate and has a Speech impediment. And says the the kid "Well if your a Pirate where are your Buccaneers. The kid says "There under my Bucken hat"
     
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  2. Dec 25, 2016 at 10:48 AM
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    Please post your Favorite Jokes. Clean or not
     
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  3. Dec 25, 2016 at 1:54 PM
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    Because I don't post in Turd gen and I have a Second Gen
     
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  4. Dec 25, 2016 at 1:56 PM
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    There are MANY other sub forums here that may be more appropriate
     
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  5. Dec 25, 2016 at 1:57 PM
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    Fell free to move it.
     
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  6. Dec 25, 2016 at 3:04 PM
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    Who makes more money? A Drug dealer? Or a Prostitute?
     
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  7. Dec 25, 2016 at 3:09 PM
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    Why does it have to be either one?
     
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  8. Dec 25, 2016 at 3:11 PM
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    The suspense is too much, tell us!
     
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  9. Dec 25, 2016 at 3:12 PM
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    A skeleton walks into a bar. Says "barkeep, give me a beer....and a mop"

    :rimshot:
     
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    A Prostitute because she can wash her crack and resell it.
     
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    A mushroom walks into a bar. Barkeep says "we don't serve your kind here." Mushroom says "why not?"..."I'm a fungi"

    :rimshot:
     
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    Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

    He had no body to go with!
     
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    Dude I just saw it says 1985 Moped in your details. Now on that I am laughing my ass off
     
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    ABA180 It burns when I pee....

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    What was the name? A buddy and I were trying to remember just the other day. Later it seems, they even stuck short segments of it in between another programs commercial breaks.
     
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