Keeping birds from sitting on my bed rails and crapping

Disagree. They smell horrible.






"The peasants are revolting!"
"Yeah, they stink on ice."

 

"Wait for the shake!"

 

That's pretty cool.

 

All birds have olfactory glands and nostrils, so they can smell. A majority of bird taxa don't have strong smelling capabilities and it is unknown if they use it much at all. However, certain taxa such as seabirds , vultures (some species more than others; turkey vultures do heavily and blacks not so much; related to size of nostrils), parrots, and kiwis definitely rely on smell.

 

African or European?

 

Not sure one exists. A battery operated snake set in the bed that would writhe every once in awhile. Recharge plug up its ass. It would be colored as such so people walking by it wouldn’t think it’s a live snake. No?