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Kick Boxing...(Wifey vs. Chris4x4)

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by chris4x4, Jan 30, 2009.

  1. Jan 30, 2009 at 10:27 AM
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    chris4x4

    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    Ok. Many people have seen me post in the past that my Wife was going to take Kick Boxing classes. They started a few weeks ago. I havent bee too worried, as I have taken some deffense/offensive classes in the past, and can hold my own very well. She has taken Karati, and some other junk in the past. A few nights ago, she made a comment about kicking my ass. "Yeah, ok Honey" I said as I walked by her and gave her a pat on the head. Well, Last night, I was takeing a shower, and she came into the bathroom, and proceeded to PUNCH me thru the curtain! :eek: Multiple times! :eek::eek: I fell to the floor of the shower, to which she escalated her attack! I was defensless. I got up, and while still getting pummelled, I tore down the shower curtain, and tried to wrap her up in it to stop the fists of furry. She made one more jab, and fled.

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    Im thinking another attack may be on the Horizon, and would like some input. :eek:
     
  2. Jan 30, 2009 at 10:30 AM
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    oldtacomaguy

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  3. Jan 30, 2009 at 10:30 AM
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  4. Jan 30, 2009 at 10:31 AM
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    wildjerseyfirefighter

    wildjerseyfirefighter I sell fishing and fishing accessories

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    see..shes taking out her frustrations of you terrorizing the HOA and making your home made gadgets.
     
  5. Jan 30, 2009 at 10:33 AM
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    chris4x4

    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    In the shower? :confused:
    I dont want to HURT her........well, not yet......
    I dont know. She said she suported me. :confused:
     
  6. Jan 30, 2009 at 10:34 AM
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    maybe you can befriend chuck norris?

    ooh or better yet...threaten to give her cell number to nd if she attacks again
     
  8. Jan 30, 2009 at 10:39 AM
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    chris4x4

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    I have one of those somewhere. I used it to video my track days, and for videoing under a vehicle to identify a problem. I was looking for it last week, but Im affraid the Wifey threw it away. :(
     
  9. Jan 30, 2009 at 10:40 AM
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    Hmmm......I dont think Chucky like me with all the posts and such. And who is "ND"?
     
  10. Jan 30, 2009 at 10:47 AM
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    Might I suggest turning the tables and attacking her in the shower? Not in a physical sense, maybe a bucket of freezing ice water over the curtain?
     
  11. Jan 30, 2009 at 10:49 AM
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    wildjerseyfirefighter

    wildjerseyfirefighter I sell fishing and fishing accessories

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    when ever i get "attacked" i always do a secret move.

    You need to execute the Dutch Oven on your wife.
     
  12. Jan 30, 2009 at 10:50 AM
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  13. Jan 30, 2009 at 10:51 AM
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    Oh no....Tonight I think I will dangle a toaster over the curtain and see what happens.....:D
    Ive done this.....Doesnt work on her. :(
     
  14. Jan 30, 2009 at 10:52 AM
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    wildjerseyfirefighter I sell fishing and fishing accessories

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    hmm..shes unresponsive to the dutch oven. Maybe your not doing it right?

    Ive got an idea...Eat some taco bell before hand, and then once its executed lay a pre-opened snickers bar in your bed. See how she reacts.
     
  15. Jan 30, 2009 at 10:54 AM
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    Trust me, Im doing it right. One night, I dam near had fire blowing outta my ass, and she just threw me out of the bed. :(
     
  16. Jan 30, 2009 at 10:55 AM
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    i think every time she showers you should go "fix" something outside...and "accidentally" turn off all the hot water...
     
  17. Jan 30, 2009 at 10:55 AM
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  18. Jan 30, 2009 at 10:56 AM
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    Ah....I like this idea. Tonight, NO HOT WATER! :D
    Like I said, I dont want to hurt her. :eek:
     
  19. Jan 30, 2009 at 10:57 AM
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    buttering the floors wont hurt her...she'll just slip and fall...theres videos of that all over the internet
     
  20. Jan 30, 2009 at 10:57 AM
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    hmmm. this is gonna be a tough one
     
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