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Kinda funny....

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by chris4x4, Feb 16, 2009.

  1. Feb 16, 2009 at 3:21 PM
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    chris4x4

    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    Found this on TTORA
    Acura: Awful,Crappy,Unreliable, Rusty Automobile
    Acura: Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents
    Acura: All Cars Usually Require Adjustment
    Acura: Any Child Understands Real Automobiles
    Acura: Americans Can Underestimate Routine Accidents
    Acura: Another Case of a Useless Requested Acronym?

    Audi: Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

    Beetle: Battered Everywhere, Expect To Lose Engine

    BMW: Babbling Mechanical Wench
    BMW: Beastly Monstrous Wonder
    BMW: Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
    BMW: Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
    BMW: Big Money Waste
    BMW: Big Money Works
    BMW: Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
    BMW: Born Moderately Wealthy.
    BMW: Break My Windows
    BMW: Broken Money Waster
    BMW: Broken Monstrous Wonder
    BMW: Brutal Money Waster
    BMW: Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
    BMW: Big Money Waster
    BMW: Blasphemized Motorized Wreck
    BMW: Bastard Money Wielders
    BMW: Bowel Movement Wagon

    Buick: Big Ugly Import Car Killer
    Buick: Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
    Buick: Built Under Inspection of Cooky Korean

    Camaro: Can't America Make A Real One?

    Chevrolet: Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.
    Chevorlet: Crappy Hot-Running Engines, Very Rusted Out, Lose Every Time

    Chevy: Charged Heavily
    Chevy: Cheapest Heap Ever enVisioned Yet

    Chrysler: Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs
    Chrysler: Could Have Remained Your Sickly Lame Elderly Relative's

    Citroen: Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters

    Dodge: Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
    Dodge: Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere
    Dodge: Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere

    Datsun: Detroit's Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips

    Fiat: F**king Italian Attempt (at) Transportation.
    Fiat: Failure in Automotive Technology
    Fiat: Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
    Fiat: Fix It Again Tony?
    Fiat: Fix It All the Time
    Fiat: F*ck in a Taxi.

    Ford: F**ked over rebuilt Dodge
    Ford: F**ker Only Runs Downhill
    Ford: F*cked on Race Day
    Ford: F*cking Over-Rated Disaster
    Ford: F*ckin' Out-Right Dangerous
    Ford: First On Recall Day
    Ford: First on race day
    Ford: Fix Or Repair Daily
    Ford: Found on road dead
    Ford: Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's
    Ford: F*ckin Owner Real Dumb!!
    Ford: (backwards) Driver Returns On Foot

    GM: General Mistake
    GMC: Garage Man's Companion
    GMC: Generally Mediocre Cars
    GMC: Get More Chicks
    GMC: Got More Crap
    GMC: Grungy Merchandise
    GMC: Got Mechanic Coming

    G.T.I.: Got Tossers Inside

    Honda: Helping Out Nips Destroying America
    Honda: How Odd-No Damn Acceleration
    Honda: Hold Overs Not Doing Anything
    Honda: Hell Of a Nice Damn Automobile
    Honda: Hand Over Dollars to Asians

    Jaguar: Jews And Germans Usually Argue Retail

    Jeep: Junk Eletrical and Emissions Parts
    Jeep: Jump Excitedly in Every Pothole.
    Jeep: Just Eat Every Pickle.
    Jeep: Junk Everyone Eyes for Parts
    Jeep: Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
    Jeep: Jumps Everything Ever Parked

    Mazda: Model All Zoids Drive Aimlessly

    Mopar: Most Often Passed At Races
    Mopar: Mostly Old Parts And Rust
    Mopar: Mostly Old Paint And Rust
    Mopar: Making A Zillion Dollars Annually
    Mopar: Mitsubishi's Over Priced American Replicars

    Nissan: Now In Some Sh*tty Automobile Nightmare
    Nissan: Nasty Import Sucks Savings Away to Nippon

    Oldsmobile: Oh Look Dammit, Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything
    Oldsmobile: Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Outdated By Infamies Like Edsel

    Pinto: Put In New Transmission Often

    Plymouth: Pontiac Poor old ni**er thinks it's a Cadillac
    Plymouth: Poor Old Nitwit Thinks Its A Cadilliac

    Porsche: Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions
    Porsche: Phased Out Racer-Still Can't Hold Engine
    Porsche: Please Overlook Really Sh*tty Cardboard Horrible Engine
    Porsche: Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough

    Renault: Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash

    SAAB: Stupid, Arrogant Asshole Babies
    SAAB: Such an arrogant bastard!
    SAAB: Swedish Automobile - Always Broken

    Subaru: Send Undercover Boat And Radioactive Uranium

    Toyota: Taking Our Yen Out -- Thanks All

    Triumph: The Risk Involving Useless Machinery Pays Heavily

    VW: Very Worthless

    STP: Stop Those Pistons.

    E.F.I.: Extra F*cking Insurance

    BOW TIE: Big Over Weight Tired Impotent

    NAPA: Never Any Parts Available.
     
  2. Feb 16, 2009 at 3:29 PM
    #2
    tacomaman06

    tacomaman06 Carolina Alliance: Enforcer

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    getting there....
    heres another one for chevrolet..............

    cracked heads,every valve rattles,oil leaks every time
     
  3. Feb 16, 2009 at 7:28 PM
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    wildjerseyfirefighter

    wildjerseyfirefighter I sell fishing and fishing accessories

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    stock, for now
    thats pretty good! I like the ford backwards one..lol
     
  4. Feb 17, 2009 at 5:30 PM
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    wing103

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