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Kinda funny....

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by chris4x4, Feb 16, 2009.

  1. Feb 16, 2009 at 3:21 PM

    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

    May 8, 2008
    First Name:
    Tenoe, AZ
    2013 Rubicon Unlimited,
    4.10 gears, sliders, and lots of buttons.
    Found this on TTORA
    Acura: Awful,Crappy,Unreliable, Rusty Automobile
    Acura: Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents
    Acura: All Cars Usually Require Adjustment
    Acura: Any Child Understands Real Automobiles
    Acura: Americans Can Underestimate Routine Accidents
    Acura: Another Case of a Useless Requested Acronym?

    Audi: Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

    Beetle: Battered Everywhere, Expect To Lose Engine

    BMW: Babbling Mechanical Wench
    BMW: Beastly Monstrous Wonder
    BMW: Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
    BMW: Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
    BMW: Big Money Waste
    BMW: Big Money Works
    BMW: Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
    BMW: Born Moderately Wealthy.
    BMW: Break My Windows
    BMW: Broken Money Waster
    BMW: Broken Monstrous Wonder
    BMW: Brutal Money Waster
    BMW: Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
    BMW: Big Money Waster
    BMW: Blasphemized Motorized Wreck
    BMW: Bastard Money Wielders
    BMW: Bowel Movement Wagon

    Buick: Big Ugly Import Car Killer
    Buick: Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
    Buick: Built Under Inspection of Cooky Korean

    Camaro: Can't America Make A Real One?

    Chevrolet: Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.
    Chevorlet: Crappy Hot-Running Engines, Very Rusted Out, Lose Every Time

    Chevy: Charged Heavily
    Chevy: Cheapest Heap Ever enVisioned Yet

    Chrysler: Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs
    Chrysler: Could Have Remained Your Sickly Lame Elderly Relative's

    Citroen: Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters

    Dodge: Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
    Dodge: Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere
    Dodge: Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere

    Datsun: Detroit's Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips

    Fiat: F**king Italian Attempt (at) Transportation.
    Fiat: Failure in Automotive Technology
    Fiat: Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
    Fiat: Fix It Again Tony?
    Fiat: Fix It All the Time
    Fiat: F*ck in a Taxi.

    Ford: F**ked over rebuilt Dodge
    Ford: F**ker Only Runs Downhill
    Ford: F*cked on Race Day
    Ford: F*cking Over-Rated Disaster
    Ford: F*ckin' Out-Right Dangerous
    Ford: First On Recall Day
    Ford: First on race day
    Ford: Fix Or Repair Daily
    Ford: Found on road dead
    Ford: Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's
    Ford: F*ckin Owner Real Dumb!!
    Ford: (backwards) Driver Returns On Foot

    GM: General Mistake
    GMC: Garage Man's Companion
    GMC: Generally Mediocre Cars
    GMC: Get More Chicks
    GMC: Got More Crap
    GMC: Grungy Merchandise
    GMC: Got Mechanic Coming

    G.T.I.: Got Tossers Inside

    Honda: Helping Out Nips Destroying America
    Honda: How Odd-No Damn Acceleration
    Honda: Hold Overs Not Doing Anything
    Honda: Hell Of a Nice Damn Automobile
    Honda: Hand Over Dollars to Asians

    Jaguar: Jews And Germans Usually Argue Retail

    Jeep: Junk Eletrical and Emissions Parts
    Jeep: Jump Excitedly in Every Pothole.
    Jeep: Just Eat Every Pickle.
    Jeep: Junk Everyone Eyes for Parts
    Jeep: Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
    Jeep: Jumps Everything Ever Parked

    Mazda: Model All Zoids Drive Aimlessly

    Mopar: Most Often Passed At Races
    Mopar: Mostly Old Parts And Rust
    Mopar: Mostly Old Paint And Rust
    Mopar: Making A Zillion Dollars Annually
    Mopar: Mitsubishi's Over Priced American Replicars

    Nissan: Now In Some Sh*tty Automobile Nightmare
    Nissan: Nasty Import Sucks Savings Away to Nippon

    Oldsmobile: Oh Look Dammit, Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything
    Oldsmobile: Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Outdated By Infamies Like Edsel

    Pinto: Put In New Transmission Often

    Plymouth: Pontiac Poor old ni**er thinks it's a Cadillac
    Plymouth: Poor Old Nitwit Thinks Its A Cadilliac

    Porsche: Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions
    Porsche: Phased Out Racer-Still Can't Hold Engine
    Porsche: Please Overlook Really Sh*tty Cardboard Horrible Engine
    Porsche: Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough

    Renault: Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash

    SAAB: Stupid, Arrogant Asshole Babies
    SAAB: Such an arrogant bastard!
    SAAB: Swedish Automobile - Always Broken

    Subaru: Send Undercover Boat And Radioactive Uranium

    Toyota: Taking Our Yen Out -- Thanks All

    Triumph: The Risk Involving Useless Machinery Pays Heavily

    VW: Very Worthless

    STP: Stop Those Pistons.

    E.F.I.: Extra F*cking Insurance

    BOW TIE: Big Over Weight Tired Impotent

    NAPA: Never Any Parts Available.
  2. Feb 16, 2009 at 3:29 PM

    tacomaman06 Carolina Alliance: Enforcer

    May 1, 2007
    First Name:
    York,South Carolina
    '16 Tundra TRD Pro
    getting there....
    heres another one for chevrolet..............

    cracked heads,every valve rattles,oil leaks every time
  3. Feb 16, 2009 at 7:28 PM

    wildjerseyfirefighter I sell fishing and fishing accessories

    Dec 17, 2008
    First Name:
    05 Tacoma TRD Sport
    stock, for now
    thats pretty good! I like the ford backwards one..lol
  4. Feb 17, 2009 at 5:30 PM

    wing103 Well-Known Member

    Jul 8, 2008
    Tacoma TRD Sport / Dark Gray
    Grill Craft upper & Lower Grill WetOK Seat Cover, Devil Horn, Bug, Windows Deflector, Side step Bar, HID 55W 8000K Headlight, HID 35W 4000K Foglight, Fog Light Mod, Interior LED Map Light Mod, Electric Tail Gate Lock, Leer Cab, Key ring light, Bed LED lights Mod, Kenwood DNX5120, Signal Mirror with Heat
    You miss one
    Kill In Accident

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