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Lewinsky and Kaczynski

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by georgeandkanoa, Jun 19, 2011.

  1. Jun 19, 2011 at 2:21 AM
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    georgeandkanoa

    georgeandkanoa [OP] the point is simply this

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      lewinsky and Kaczynski

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    The Washington Post runs a weekly contest in its Style section called
    the 'Style Invitational'.​
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    The requirements this week were to use the two words 'Lewinsky' (the
    Intern) and 'Kaczynski' (the Unabomber) in the same limerick.​
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    Now, remember, the following winning entries were actually printed
    verbatim in the newspaper, no bleeps or xxxs:​
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    Third place:​
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    There once was a girl named Lewinsky
    Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
    'Twas 'Hail to the Chief'
    On this flute made of beef
    That stole the front page from Kaczynski.​
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    Second place:​
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    Said  Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky,
    We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
    Since you made such a mess,
    Use the hem of your dress
    And please wipe that stuff off your chinsky.​
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    And the winning entry:​
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    Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
    What Kaczynski must surely have known,
    That an intern is better
    Than a bomb in a letter,
    When deciding how best to be blown.
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