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MAN CARD VIOLATIONS

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Mossyjaws, Jul 13, 2016.

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  1. Jul 13, 2016 at 7:32 PM
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    Like to generate a list of basic violations of manhood. Have a coworker who is 24 and will not stop talking about Pokemon. He is young and I don't won't to insult him so I'm venting here. Trying to make him a list of rules. Let's hear some other items that should be on this list. image.jpg image.jpg
     
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    Men who sit in a chair and cross their legs like a woman.
     
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  5. Jul 13, 2016 at 7:42 PM
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    TACORIDER Just another statistic

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    Tell him grow the fuck up then hand him a knife, fishing line, fishing hook, and a lighter. To cut open and sew his balls back in and cauterize them after he located them. I don't think it's insulting
     
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  6. Jul 13, 2016 at 8:30 PM
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    Ihatetacomas Because tacomas hate me

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    Wearing socks w/ sandals
     
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    In a five urinal scenario, you walk into this:

    [1] [2] [3] [4] [5]

    5 is occupied. If you unzip anywhere other than #1, shred your card.
     
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    Being afraid of guns/never having shot a gun is a pretty big man-card violation
    upload_2016-7-13_23-48-55.jpg
    Also, if you've ever used the words "triggered", "PC", or "safe space" in a serious manner :facepalm:
     
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    Any dude that owns a selfie stick. -If people today can't ask a stranger to simply take a picture of themselves or can't fashion a crude tripod/stand if they are alone in the woods/mountains we need to reevaluate our culture and definition of manliness.
     
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    Question. Was this made in response to the Pokemon Go thread that is also on the front page?
     
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