MAN CARD VIOLATIONS

Wtf

 

Owning a poodle, standard or otherwise

OR
any toy breed for that matter

 

Hey...sue me.

 

Weak/soft/limpy handshakes. I'm always surprised, especially at my age now (31) at how many dudes I meet at work or elsewhere that have weak handshakes.

 

drinking anything and using a straw

 

Not being able to PEE off the side of a boat.

 

Amen. I use a straw to stir my iced tea because most restaurants don't have the tall spoons.

 

Wearing a scarf indoors, or when it's warm outside.

 

Who needs a scarf when you've got a beard?

 

How about just wearing a scarf? exception made for sports team related scarves and only during the time immediately leading up to the game to the time immediately after a game

 

Using the word "thingy."
https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads/trans-flash-is-a-real-thingy.441214/#post-12824515

 

Do not miss construction when you say that. Glad I'm not on a roof today!

 

Attic days and crawl space days suck.

 

Surprisingly, poodles are used to hunt lions in Africa, so they can be acceptable as long as you don't take them to the hairdresser.

 

Our poodle mix hunts scorpions and eats them. She is 15 pounds of fluffy bad-ass.

 

You make a thread about salena gomez driving a Tacoma.

 

Thinking that owning a large breed dog somehow makes you a badass and/or makes your pecker longer. (If the second part is in any fashion true, you really do need to turn yourself in to authorities for animal abuse)

 

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