MAN CARD VIOLATIONS

I don't wanna touch that line, I'll bring my own rods. Saddle up.

 

Driving a BMW 3 series convertible.

 

If you have shaken a mans hand you've practically touched his dick, if you've touched a woman's hand you have touched someone's dick aswell

 

Owning or driving? I work at BMW, I can't help driving them.

 

For some reason, this ^ bugs the HELL out of me too. It is really none of my business, but I just want to run up and clock people who do this.

 

Agreed, haha. Shorts and a pair of shoes do just fine. I do wear my sunglasses though because I live in the sunshine state.

 

I wear boots, earplugs, and safety glasses. I have hearing loss and my corneas have been scratched twice during Middle Eastern deployments.

Common sense is manly.

 

FTFY

 

Common sense is not that common

 

This may bug me, but "safety first" is always a good policy.

 

Story of the world, brother.

 

Eh I dont like getting stuff such as sticks or rocks in my eyes weed eating and I like my hearing so I guess I lose man points for that...oh well.

 

Well if I lose my hearing then I don't have to listen to my wife plus I get to learn a new language.

 

the A10's 30mm Avenger is NOT a minigun.

 

When you use ammo like this

you are not called a minigun

 

That needs scale

 

re: mowing, damn right I wear earplugs and boots when mowing... but then, this is my mower...



I got so tired of that twice-a-year job that I traded it in on the new self propelled automatic mowing model...



yay for me!

 

Ok ok. GAU-8 Avenger 30mm Cannon? is that better?

 

Automatic mowing...automatic pooping.