MAN CARD VIOLATIONS

My truck has 22,000 on it and i just got a letter and an email from Toyota asking me why it hasn't been brought in for service. I have a garage and tools why should i waste time driving anywhere else to wait on someone else to mess up my ride

 

wearing a helmet with attached mohawk

 

I inadvertently made fun of my father-in-law so bad, he ended up removing his slut life sticker. Now we are friends again.

 

Still loving the levity of this thread!

 

Best post in this thread. Maybe showing my age but WAY too many guys think they're "men" and have no actual skills. Going to the gym to bro out is manly, sorry. I drive an auto because I like the convienence in traffic, doesn't make me less of a man. I'm totally secure and don't feel the need to show off at all.

Hand me a rifle and I can hit nearly anything, at least within reason. Same with a bow. Give me a rod and reel and I'll have dinner ready by the end of the day.

Seriously, it's sad but there how really insecure some people are, I kind of feel sorry for them.

 

Not having nunchuck skills.

 

The physical abuse of women and children. Adults who are so insecure that they feel manly by punching out their women are bullies, not men.

 

dont forget hunting wolverines...

 

Boneless hot wings

 

Guilty. Some establishments have puny wings though and sizable boneless. The key word is HOT. You can't handle hot and get mild or BBQ. GTFO.

 

Hey. Some of us are blessed with an abundance of taste buds, while also cursed with acid reflux.

I was born this way. You can't judge me.













Besides, GARLIC PARMESAN FTMFW!!!

 

Different weapon there my man. Those would be called Nutchucks

 

Then get chicken breast with the rest of the ladies

 

At least I can quote.

 

My phone skills are lacking on the toilet. Too busy taking care of shit.

 

This is an unfair man card violation. I wear crocs everyday for work, they make a mean kitchen shoe. All the guys on the line wear them.

 

But would you wear them to the gun range?