MAN CARD VIOLATIONS

Was in the paint department at Walmart late last night dude. Or what looked like dude
Had to be a dude. Way too much hair on face for not dude. Anyway bent over. Gave me. The old plumbers crack shot. Was wearing a thong. This Makes top of my list no no no no
Man thongs

 

I got to agree with you on that one.

 

Jeans with anything on them, other than copper rivets at the pocket corners. Beadazzling is for lil girls, just sayin

 

Yeh. I mean what man decided.."you know what? I need to accessorize my jeans....hmmm let's see..oooooo, Sshparklezzz! (Richard Simmons voice)"

 

Vegetarians. Fuck that shit. I'm basically a carnivore.

 

Basically??? We are carnivores or we wouldn't have k-9 teeth as week as a mixture if styles for tearing, cutting and mashing. Vegetarian suckered but what worse is a fucking vegan. They eat nothing from an animal. Yest that includes milk, cheese, eggs and so on.

 

I'm currently scrolling down TW eating this...

 

All the guys who can't do 4x4 stuff because there wife's won't let them. You all know who you are

 

*omnivore

 

True, very true, that's what are teeth are for. Although most of us need to be coaxed into eating roughage and fruit. Lol

 

Talk of mancards or mancaves. Ive got a garage. I keep my shit there.

 

We arent all as fortunate as you. I'm only 20 and live in my parants house still so I don't have that option. I'm lucky enough to be able to use the tarp garage during the summer for my boat and atv.

 

A man cave is a dark place under the kitchen sink where the wife stores the man's nuts like pickled eggs.

 

Unless it's hash oil

 

Umm... Ya I never do that..

 

The only time I turn into a Vape Bro

 

Except at camp when getting up to pee at 0300 when it's 7degrees.

 

Grimacing when handed a glass of scotch or bourbon neat. Hand it in