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MAN CARD VIOLATIONS

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Mossyjaws, Jul 13, 2016.

  1. Apr 22, 2019 at 8:31 AM
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    CaptAmerica

    CaptAmerica Asphalt Avenger! TTC#13

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    We actually had that happen on day one of basic.

    For reference: TI was 5' 3", AB was over 6' 4"

    TI - "Anyone think they're man enough to whip my ass?"
    AB - "Yeah, I can take you."

    AB swings at TI, who moves in a blur and hits him 4 times. TI handcuffs AB, marches us into chow, and says behind to "clean up the mess." We were all :eek: and never saw AB again.

    No one ever thought of messing with TSgt Taylor (never forgot the man's name) after that. He confessed on graduation day that it was all a set-up. AB was one of his judo students and a Security Policeman.

    He totally got us.
     
  2. Apr 22, 2019 at 8:35 AM
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    Pchop

    Pchop Beavis Killer

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    :rofl:
     
  3. Apr 22, 2019 at 12:52 PM
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    BarcelonaTom67

    BarcelonaTom67 Lost in Translation....

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    "I will gouge out your eyes, and skull fuck you to death!"

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  4. Apr 22, 2019 at 12:59 PM
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    Extra Hard Taco

    Extra Hard Taco Survivor of the winter of misery and death.

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    Hot damn, that's one ugly ass baby.
     
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  5. Apr 22, 2019 at 1:46 PM
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    tcjacado

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    Yeah, Karen is going to need to see your manager and this will reflect heavily on your tip.;)
     
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  6. Apr 23, 2019 at 11:36 AM
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    Pchop

    Pchop Beavis Killer

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  7. Apr 26, 2019 at 1:51 PM
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    wilcam47

    wilcam47 Keep on keeping on!

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    yeah her Tofu salad and his fried shrimp...
     
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  8. Jun 3, 2019 at 5:51 PM
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    RedRooster4X4

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    IPA drinkers... list goes on
     
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  9. Jun 3, 2019 at 8:06 PM
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    CaptAmerica

    CaptAmerica Asphalt Avenger! TTC#13

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    I was about to disagree with your stereotypes of masculinity...but you reached me at IPAs.

    Fuck that shit.
     
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  10. Jun 3, 2019 at 10:36 PM
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    Beretta4x4

    Beretta4x4 What makes the green grass grow? TTC#0114

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    Read all the pages, interesting... Very interesting...:anonymous:
     
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  11. Jun 4, 2019 at 9:23 AM
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    jayway

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    So it's unmanly to drink an extra bitter beer that most females won't? I disagree... but if you're drinking an IPA, sporting a man bun, while you're getting a pedicure then hand that man card over asap.
     
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  12. Jun 4, 2019 at 9:58 AM
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    CaptAmerica Asphalt Avenger! TTC#13

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    I'm not saying IPAs are unmanly. They taste like ass. So if you like beer that tastes like ass, we will question all of your other life choices.

    Pretty sure there are some other ones that won't bear further scrutiny.
     
  13. Jun 4, 2019 at 10:00 AM
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    Posting threads on TW asking advice for everything under the sun instead of doing your own legwork.
     
  14. Jun 4, 2019 at 12:15 PM
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    la0d0g

    la0d0g Its 4 o’clock somewhere

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    I've tasted ass. IPAs don't taste the same.
     
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    EubeenHadd Bit of a derp

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    Are you the legendary Floridaman who stood up to the state and won?
     
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  16. Jun 4, 2019 at 3:50 PM
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    Wait a minute. I have the highest respect for my chainsaw. :hattip:I'm focused like a laser when I use that rascal.
     
  17. Jun 4, 2019 at 3:57 PM
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    mtip

    mtip Go Outside & Play!!!

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    We were taught at a young age to have a healthy respect for things that could hurt you quick (guns, chainsaws, tablesaw, etc), but not to fear them.
     
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  18. Jun 4, 2019 at 4:03 PM
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    la0d0g Its 4 o’clock somewhere

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    Negative :D
     
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    I'm not afraid the chainsaw, but after I lightly (luckily) nicked my kneecap with it bouncing off a log, I sure ramped up my respect for it.
     
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  20. Jun 4, 2019 at 7:44 PM
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    CurtB Old Timer knowitall

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    Similar story here, lucky to have a right leg. I was maybe 13 at the time.
     

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