MAN CARD VIOLATIONS

Fun to watch

 

something like this but much much worse...

 

Yeah, Like you fuckers never got ham hocks for chow...

 

The Dept of the Navy didnt cook that shit.

 

I bet they did.

 

If you've ever courtesy flushed a public toilet...just go ahead and permanently tie your hands to your ankles, its obvious that's the position you where meant to be in.

 

The smell from about 30 yards would've gagged a maggot

 

Got mine one of those plastic barbed hand snakes, and told her to clean the hair rats out herself, since it’s her that causes the problem. She wasn’t happy, but does it.

 

Then he didn't see her for two weeks...

..after that the swelling started going down and he could see her a bit out of the left eye

 

Nope, totally true story. I’m the only male in the house, so between a wife a 2 daughters, I’ve become a true amateur plumbing expert, as they all have long hair.

I’d be out on a job, and come back home after 2 weeks, and every drain in every bathroom would be slow or choked. They’d watch me snake out the hair rats, and make “ewww, gross” comments, and finally, I just had enough. Bought a 5 pack of those cheap snakes, and made all 3 of them learn how to clean out the drains. Haven’t had to touch them since.

 

All this talk about girls' hair clogging drains...we have these over our bathtub drain and rarely if ever have to snake the drain anymore.




Sort of feels like a man card violation just making this post, but fuggit...they work well

 

Not a violation at all. A man solves problems before they can arise.

 

Attaboy!!

that’s Just being smart

 

Can’t blame him, I wouldn’t allow that on my boat either!!

 

Not being able to use your mirrors when backing up..

 

Not knowing how to cook a decent meal!!

 

Kraft macaroni and cheese good enough