Matt & Chris's super late movie review: Shoot 'Em Up

Well put. I grasped for ONE thing to like about this movie. I focused on the girl, Monica Bellucci, hoping that she could draw me away from wanting to throw a brick thru my TV. Well....It kinda worked. SHe is an attractive woman. Her acting only upstages that of my dogs. Paul Giamatti, the 2nd in command Bad Guy, had some good one liners that almost made me crack a smile. A couple things in this movie....well....a few actually, moved the giggle meter. First, a beggining gun fight, the good guy shoots an oil container, runs, and slids through it on his back, allowing him to slide 1000 feet on his back, all the while shooting bad guys. Then, as Matt pointed out, the sex scene/shoot out. Another interesting part, in less than 5 mins., the good guy rigs a wharehouse with about 20 full auto weapoons, tied to strings, and controls all of them with a shit load of string, while watching on videos cammeras, him killing the bad guys. Then, The Coup De Gras, free fall shoot out. I have to say, I was rivited to the TV during that last scene, as it was like watching a grown man repetedly stick his tounge in an AC outlet. You cant belive its really happening. Matt calling it "Garbage" is putting it mildly. If you have a desire to watch this movie, dont. Watch a few Shamwow comercials, and follow that up with a SLap chop one, and call it good. I give it 0 tacos.