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Military rules, by Service

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by chris4x4, Oct 11, 2009.

  1. Oct 11, 2009 at 8:43 PM
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    chris4x4

    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Staff Member

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    Marine Corps Rules:
    1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
    2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.
    3. Have a plan.
    4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work.
    5. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet ­ even your friends…
    6. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not start with a "4."
    7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive.
    8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral & diagonal preferred.)
    9. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.
    10. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.
    11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
    12. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.
    13. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your intention to shoot.


    Navy SEAL's Rules:
    1. Look very cool in sunglasses.
    2. Kill every living thing within view.
    3. Adjust speedo.
    4. Check hair in mirror.


    US Army Rangers Rules:
    1. Walk in 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving.
    2. Locate individuals requiring killing.
    3. Request permission via radio from "Higher" to perform killing.
    4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted.
    5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75 pound rucksack while starving.


    US Army Rules:
    1. Curse bitterly when receiving operational order.
    2. Make sure there is extra ammo and extra coffee.
    3. Curse bitterly.
    4. Curse bitterly.
    5. Do not listen to 2nd LT's; it can get you killed.
    6. Curse bitterly.


    US Air Force Rules:
    1. Have a cocktail.
    2. Adjust temperature on air-conditioner.
    3. See what's on HBO.
    4. Ask "what is a gunfight?"
    5. Request more funding from Congress with a "killer" Power Point presentation.
    6. Wine & dine 'key' Congressmen, invite DOD & defense industry executives.
    7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets.
    8. Declare the assets "strategic" and never deploy them operationally.
    9. Hurry to make 13:45 tee-time.
    10. Make sure the base is as far as possible from the conflict but close enough to have tax exemption.


    US Navy Rules:
    1. Go to Sea.
    2. Drink Coffee.
    3. Deploy Marines
     
  2. Oct 11, 2009 at 8:52 PM
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    Colton

    Colton Reagan/Bush '84

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    Good post Chris!
     
  3. Oct 11, 2009 at 8:54 PM
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    TacomaDan

    TacomaDan Don't go off ninjin

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  4. Oct 11, 2009 at 9:07 PM
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    Zombie Runner Are these black helicopters for me?

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    u.s. air force.
    11. Ask for even more funding for big screen tv's and more moniters so I can check email and play flash games at the same time.

    I wish I would have gotten a pic of the control room I use to work in. 3 big screen tv/moniters on front wall, 5 computers each with 3 screens, and a projector for another wall. such a waste of funds
     
  5. Oct 11, 2009 at 9:09 PM
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    TacomaDan Don't go off ninjin

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    Or the perfect investment!
     
  6. Oct 11, 2009 at 9:28 PM
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    toast

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    Tip of the iceberg for the chair force...you would not believe what really goes on..
     
  7. Oct 12, 2009 at 5:40 AM
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    I do not feel the love Chris...

    US Coast Guard
    1) Start work around 1000.
    2) Save a life...or a few dozen.
    3) Take an early lunch around 1130.
    4) Save a few more lives.
    5) Go home around 1300.
     
  8. Oct 12, 2009 at 5:43 AM
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    seeing as i am on TW at work, on two seperate monitors so i can multi task around the site, i'd say the Airforce one is pretty accurate.
     
  9. Oct 12, 2009 at 5:46 AM
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    OU812 ban the term murdered out

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    4. Bullshit with buddies
    5. Lite off 1 and 2 generators
    6. Listen to weapons division bitch cause they had to get up early
    7. Lite off mains
    8. Get underway
    9. Eat lunch, chili, pizza, cheesburgers
    10. Drink more coffee
    11. Deploy Marines
    :D
     
  10. Oct 12, 2009 at 5:57 AM
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    ImpulseRed008 Gone But Not Forgotten

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  11. Oct 12, 2009 at 6:21 AM
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    :laugh:.... I sure as hell dont remember it being that way when i was in in the early 70's, damn i guess i missed out on something
     
  12. Oct 12, 2009 at 6:22 AM
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    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Staff Member

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    Keep in mind, this was something sent to me. :eek:

    I think every branch is important, and respect all of the folks in them! :)
     
  13. Oct 12, 2009 at 6:25 AM
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  14. Oct 12, 2009 at 6:35 AM
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    Now that i think about it chris, after i did my 16 month tour in vietnam
    it was more like this

    US Navy Rules:
    1. Go to Sea.
    2. Drink Coffee.
    3. Deploy Marines
    4. Hit japan
    5. Get Drunk
    6. Chase Women
    7. Go back to sea
    8. Drink coffee
    9. Pick up Marines
     
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    Gotta love those SEALs. :cool:
     
  16. Oct 12, 2009 at 8:01 AM
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    nd Radical Town. It's a hell of a place!

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