Moving to Texas?

Are you talkng about me .

 

If your a freaky dude then you'd fit right in here in Austin, this is the only town I've ever seen a goth/hippie/cowboy in one person.

 

Actually, your defensive plan sounds kinda like a fun weekend. a drunken road trip followed up by bar hopping and hitting on hot UT chicks, getting slapped a few times and then passing out somewhere. Invading Texas sounds like a kick ass time!

And yeah, good luck ruling a bunch of un-ruley hicks. The phrase, "Custers last stand" comes to mind.... you're just gonna march into a bee hive of pissed of rednecks all hopped up on moonshine and paint fumes.

 

well hell yes....a good time indeed!!!

and i totally agree with that last statement, nd!!! only one word for that.............booooooooooooooooooyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

 

im in whhen are we going to tx

 

More importantly, who will be the DD? It sure as hell wont be me

 

not it

 

not it!

 

yeah.....ok..........hell no, i aint dd'ing either. i think we will let my wifey dd for us,she wont mind!!! besides,she's a lightweight when it comes to drinking

 

WTF is going on here. Do I have to learn a new lingo to contribute to this thread. Cut it out or I'll report this thread or how about I give you'll some negative reputation? Yes, that should teach you'll. Wait a minute, I dont know how to do that

Hmmm, let me put my redneck thinking cap on;

Designated dumbo
Dum dum
Dangerous drunk
Damn drunk
Dangerous driver
Drink and drive,
Dumb as dead,
Drunk daily
Damaged dashboard
Drunk by default
Dysfunctional diplomats (from Carolina)
Demolish Dallas

What is it Tacomaman? Its killing me man. Remember we are going hunting so be nice to me, man.

 

That would be "designated driver". You wouldn't get it cause all you glacier people ride dog sleds and horses.

 

like toy4life said...........its "designated driver"..................but the dysfunctional diplomats was pretty damn funny if i do say so myself!!!

its kinda like.....my wife will dd(designated driver), because i will be dd(drunk daily),and i no longer dd(drink and drive), simply because it makes me a dd(dangerous driver), and i dont want a dd(damaged dashboard)!!!!, and next time the panthers play the cowboys,i will be watching them dd(demolish dallas)!!!

so, whatya think bout them apples, themaster???

 

You are messing with my apples again man. You use all my guesses in a sentence and then you have the balls to ask me what I think about apples. I think you are a dysfunctional diplomat .

 

yeah.............................you should see me after a kegger then!!!

 

i like it i could have never figured out how to use all those word you sure you are from carolina

 

My favorite is "Drunk by default". that one is perfect for me.

BTW tacomaman, i agree with greenbean, i'm not sure anyone from the carolinas could put all those words in a sentance. you sure you're not a texan spy?

 

dammit man, you oughtta know better than that.......im carolina thru and thru!!! what can i say, i was always quick with comebacks!! and i thought it sounded good!!!

 

and besides, it wasnt that hard to come up with.............all the words were right there for me to look at!!

 

I think it's your reading skills making nd feel inferior. You know, if you moved to Texas, we wouldn't make fun of you for being able to read.

 

me moving to texas=...........yeah, that aint ever gonna happen, unless the entire alliance moves there when we take over!!! even then, i think i'll be staying right here in south cac!!!