Moving to Texas?

Oh yeah? We'll see about that. When we invade, we are dragging your ass in a bird cage all the way to Cowboy land.

 

Because you have, "Just the Right Aptitude". Your license plate says so.

 

YAY im moving to texas!!! haha kind of.. basic training at lackland afb

 

i guess we will see who puts who in a damn bird cage.....................and i got a little hint for ya, it AINT gonna be me in the cage man..............i'll pull a houdini(not sure about the spelling there), then i'll just hog tie your ass, then you get the ol' tar and feather routine..............................which will be compliment of the carolina gamecocks!!!

 

Hey nd, looks like fellow Alliance member is insulting its Founder man. He's talking about your ass, tar and feathers. Sounds kinky but threatening. Damn shame infighting within the Alliance?

To add insult to injury, he brings up the Game Cocks.

 

nah, i aint slingin nothing bad at nd.........themaster,you are what nd calls a "shit disturber", trying to cause a rift in the alliance, but i got news for ya.................it aint gonna happen man, so this is for you

besides, ive never even seen nd's ass man!! WTF?????

 

weak man,weak!!!

actually, i think tennessee is gonna "volunteer" to wear dresses after the cocks spank that ass today!!

 

Listen man, I take pride in being a sh!t disturber. My signature states that too. Some dude somewhere said, "All is fair in love and war". Let me assure you this sure ain't love. We'd like to get this over with before Winter. Pack some warm clothes because you are going back with us.

Is that the best you can do? You've been firing blanks for hours man . And the Captain seems to have abandoned ship. Looks like the invasion would be a cake walk. If you dont mind, I want you to take some pictures of me chopping down a Palmetto tree. Some Texans have placed orders already.

Hahaha too much information man . I didn't need to know that. I need something strong to forget that.

 

You dirty talking porn star, you . You are definitely going back with us .

 

oh my god, yes, succop sucks!! im so f'n pissed right now!!! so the statement i meant earlier....................i retract!!!

 

hey, themaster........no way in hell you are chopping down a palmetto tree, not on my watch!!! i mean,i know ya;ll want something better than ya'lls maples but it aint gonna happen!!

as far as the pornstar comment,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,i resemble that remark!!!!!!!!

 

It did sound good, i'm just not use to words being strung together all pretty like that

 

It must have been a sad weekend for all you chicken lovers. All i know is my tigers had a good day saturday. I cant wait for the Clemson Carolina game, you getting scared yet?

 

hell no, i aint scared. i cant wait either.........................ya'll are having a decent couple of weeks, but when carolina plays clemmer...........we are having a repeat of last year.......nuff said!!

by the way....i was actually glad to see clemmer beat the terps.....i never really have liked them anyway!!!

 

yeah,yeah,yeah.....blah,blah,blah!!i dont even care bout top 25 now..........i dont care if we lose the rest of the season(which aint gonna happen), all im ready to see is us handing clemmer their asses when we play...........and ill be having alotta beers then too!!