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My Pets Should Pay Taxes!!!!!

Discussion in 'Pets' started by jgwheeler17, Jun 26, 2012.

  1. Jun 26, 2012 at 5:19 PM
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    jgwheeler17

    jgwheeler17 [OP] I'm a zit. Get it?

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    apparently who does and doesn't get taxed these days is getting a lot of attention here on TW. it's got me thinking, there is a lot wrong with "the system" (whatever that is). Ive come to a conclusion that the animal population is by far sticking it to the man worse than any church or university.

    take my dogs for instance.
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    they get up and follow my father to work and sleep all day. then they eat ON MY DIME, sleep more, get petted, pee, poop, bark at deer all night, and then do it all over again. this is wrong. we need a change. whos with me?! :cool:


    also my chickens who for some reason like to eat dog food need to start contributing
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    .... and pay taxes on their eggs. . . . somehow. :eek:
     
  2. Jun 26, 2012 at 5:19 PM
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    RMAN808

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  3. Jun 26, 2012 at 5:21 PM
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    jgwheeler17

    jgwheeler17 [OP] I'm a zit. Get it?

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    hey, this is serious.
     
  4. Jun 26, 2012 at 5:22 PM
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    KPT

    KPT sees what you did there.

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    lulz
     
  5. Jun 26, 2012 at 5:24 PM
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    jgwheeler17

    jgwheeler17 [OP] I'm a zit. Get it?

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    i would like to see tax records and building permits on "dogfort" before you post any more in this thread.
     
  6. Jun 26, 2012 at 5:27 PM
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    KPT

    KPT sees what you did there.

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    I assure you dogfort is not only up to code, but is a modern marvel of pillow-based architecture.
     
  7. Jun 26, 2012 at 5:28 PM
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    I thought they were "dependants".
    Food, medical,housing--get them a SSN--Just kidding.
    They can be expensive. BUT--they are our FRIENDS.
    Never talk back, ALWAYS GLAD to see you,do not remember shit that happened years ago, eat the garbage so you don't need to take it out.
    The list is ENDLESS--ENJOY.
     
  8. Jun 26, 2012 at 5:29 PM
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    jgwheeler17 [OP] I'm a zit. Get it?

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    tint, dents, scratches, two blown speakers and trying to pay her off...
    fair enough.

    trolled your pics. . . for curious viewers of this spectacle,

    dogfort
    [​IMG]
     
  9. Jun 26, 2012 at 5:29 PM
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    chris4x4

    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Thor

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    I agree. My dogs suck from the system, and dont pay a dime! I got the power bill the other day, and as they came into the kitchen, thinking they were getting treats, they sat down, and I waved teh power bill in front of them and asked "WHos gonna pay this???". They left! Gunner went into the pool, and Gabby.....welll.......she tried to eat Gunners head.
     
  10. Jun 26, 2012 at 5:30 PM
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    jgwheeler17 [OP] I'm a zit. Get it?

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    :laugh:
     
  11. Jun 26, 2012 at 5:31 PM
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    the audacity of them!
     
  12. Jun 26, 2012 at 5:34 PM
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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Thor

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    Im tellin ya! NOW, they are sucking up to the Wife.....They're pulling the 'ol "Look how cute we are!!" bullshit.
     
  13. Jun 26, 2012 at 5:35 PM
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    tax anything and everything :cool:
     
  14. Jun 26, 2012 at 5:35 PM
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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Thor

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    Even TW?
     
  15. Jun 26, 2012 at 5:36 PM
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    No taxpayer money, that fort was paid for the old fashioned way. Meth amphetamine :cool:
     
  16. Jun 26, 2012 at 5:37 PM
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    if its taxable...yes!



    not serious at all.... :p
     
  17. Jun 26, 2012 at 5:38 PM
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    jgwheeler17 [OP] I'm a zit. Get it?

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    unbelievable. . yesterday i combed out the winter hair out of my dogs. daisy (fat tan one) took no mind to me, nor offered any financial contribution. and goose (fat black one) ran off midway and chased a bird. . . low lifes.
     
  18. Jun 26, 2012 at 5:39 PM
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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Thor

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    See how they are? Did they give a tip at all?
     
  19. Jun 26, 2012 at 5:41 PM
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    jgwheeler17 [OP] I'm a zit. Get it?

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    Goose farted once and sneezed when some hair got in his nose.
     
  20. Jun 26, 2012 at 5:42 PM
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    TnRedNeck721 GO VOLS!

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    lol. funny thread. and WTF chickens who eat dog food?

    also lets tax spiders as well! bet you would love that right chris? i know i would. but their taxes go to us that hate them, and spider tax is $1,000 a month. they have to spay OUT SIDE but can live on our property.
     
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