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Need a good laugh today?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by surfsupl, Oct 18, 2010.

  1. Oct 18, 2010 at 1:10 PM
    #1
    surfsupl

    surfsupl [OP] Well-Known Member

    Joined:
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    Member:
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    Messages:
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    Gender:
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    First Name:
    Gregg
    WestCoast
    Vehicle:
    I DONT CARE IF IT'S A RE-POST
    Rear Diff Breather~ 5100's ~Fog Light Anytime~Tint~TRD Seat Covers~Weather Tech's~Pioneer H.U.~Lift~Eibach Springs~LED's......blah...blah...blah
    MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE
    A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

    'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.

    Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.

    After months of careful research, MALE &FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.'

    *******************************
    MALE PROCEDURE:
    1. Drive up to the cash machine.
    2. Put down your car window.
    3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
    4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
    5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
    6. Put window up.
    7. Drive off.


    FEMALE PROCEDURE
    :
    What is really funny is that most of this part is the Truth!


    1. Drive up to cash machine.
    2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
    3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
    4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
    5. Tell person on mobile phone you will call them back and hang up..
    6. Attempt to insert card into machine...
    7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
    8.. Insert card.
    9. Re-insert card the right way.
    10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
    11. Enter PIN.
    12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
    13. Enter amount of cash required.
    14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
    15. Retrieve cash and receipt..
    16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
    17. Write debit amount in check registerand place receipt in back of checkbook.
    18. Re-check makeup.
    19. Drive forward 2 feet.
    20. Reverse back to cash machine.
    21. Retrieve card.
    22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
    23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
    24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
    25. Redial person on mobile phone..
    26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
    27. Release Parking Brake.

    SEND THIS TO A MAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH,
    AND TO THE LADIES who can handle it.... they need a laugh, too!

     
  2. Oct 18, 2010 at 1:13 PM
    #2
    BakoTruck

    BakoTruck Well-Known Member

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    Herbie Hancock
    Bakersfield, CA
    Vehicle:
    05 PreRunner TRD
    Mostly stock for now, I have added a cb radio, various cheap mods and I plan on adding aftermarket wheels and other items in the future.
    lol!!!!!

    I'm always number 23.
     
  3. Oct 18, 2010 at 1:19 PM
    #3
    BakoTruck

    BakoTruck Well-Known Member

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    Herbie Hancock
    Bakersfield, CA
    Vehicle:
    05 PreRunner TRD
    Mostly stock for now, I have added a cb radio, various cheap mods and I plan on adding aftermarket wheels and other items in the future.
    No I'm THE guy receiving the dirty looks. lol I guess I should have wrote that differently.
     
  4. Oct 18, 2010 at 1:20 PM
    #4
    surfsupl

    surfsupl [OP] Well-Known Member

    Joined:
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    Member:
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    Messages:
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    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Gregg
    WestCoast
    Vehicle:
    I DONT CARE IF IT'S A RE-POST
    Rear Diff Breather~ 5100's ~Fog Light Anytime~Tint~TRD Seat Covers~Weather Tech's~Pioneer H.U.~Lift~Eibach Springs~LED's......blah...blah...blah
    WTF?............:notsure:
     
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