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Once Upon A Time (swearing)

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by tanzak88, Apr 25, 2011.

  1. Apr 25, 2011 at 3:51 PM
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    tanzak88

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    Once upon a time, a guy asked a beautiful woman "Will you marry me?"

    The woman said NO.

    ....and the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and fucked skinny big-titted broads and hunted and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and ate pussies and ass-fucked cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was fuckin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.









    Bahahahahaha! Thought I'd share it with y'all. It's better when someone reads it to you, so read it to your co-worker in the cubicle next to you.
     
    tanzak88, Apr 25, 2011
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  2. Apr 25, 2011 at 3:55 PM
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    haha thats funny shit.
     
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  3. Apr 25, 2011 at 7:21 PM
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    AC13JohnG

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  4. Apr 25, 2011 at 7:22 PM
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    hahah i got this in a text a few months back
     
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  5. Apr 25, 2011 at 7:25 PM
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    My wife said yes and I still do all those things :notsure:
     
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  6. Apr 25, 2011 at 7:25 PM
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    mine too, i dont see a problem here :confused:
     
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  7. Apr 25, 2011 at 7:26 PM
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    lmao Im framing this and putting it up in the house
     
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  8. Apr 25, 2011 at 7:27 PM
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    i love it! funny shit
     
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