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Out of left field moment with gf/wife?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by surfsupl, Jul 22, 2010.

  1. Jul 22, 2010 at 10:34 PM
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    surfsupl

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    Has your girlfriend or wife wanted to do something that just totally came out of left field?


    I was dating this chick who really wanted to know what it felt like when a guy pee's standing up .....So one night she followed me into the bathroom and asked if she could handle the hose while I took a piss :eek:..............and I have to admit,it was a very strange feeling/experience................



     
  2. Jul 22, 2010 at 10:37 PM
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    hawkeye12

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  3. Jul 22, 2010 at 10:38 PM
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    LMAO! most epic thread EVARRRRR! :rolleyes:

    I have had no similar experiences to that. lol
     
  4. Jul 22, 2010 at 10:41 PM
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    Ya that's pretty random,and weird
     
  5. Jul 22, 2010 at 10:43 PM
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    Hahahaha that must of been a life changing experience.
     
  6. Jul 22, 2010 at 10:45 PM
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    Just don't pee like she does hahahahahah
     
  7. Jul 22, 2010 at 10:47 PM
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    I have done that many times. Strange? Well that would be more like asking you to cut off her nipples with scissors - happened to my roommate in college - she was pissed when he wouldn't do it.

    Have a girl pooh on your chest? My friend I worked with dated this FREAK that wanted to do that to him. The settled on her pooing on a glass table while he was under it! I think they called it a 'glass bottom boat'

    I hope I have helped you! Holding your unit while pissing - not strange - Doing the crap I've outlined about - NOW that's CRAZY!! :eek:
     
  9. Jul 22, 2010 at 10:53 PM
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    I think you pretty much crowned the king on this one surf...

    EDIT: Ha, never mind ^^ that did
     
  10. Jul 22, 2010 at 10:58 PM
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    :) :eek:
     
  11. Jul 22, 2010 at 11:22 PM
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    brianr go shit in your hat

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    dude, almsot every chick I've been banging or dated has wanted to do that. you gotta be joking if this is the first time you've ever had a chick ask, or do that.
     
  12. Jul 22, 2010 at 11:23 PM
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    hah, thats some sick shit right there. :barf:
     
  13. Jul 22, 2010 at 11:32 PM
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    A young lady I "dated" back in college had to this day, had the strangest request I have ever received from anyone.

    One night, after a campus party, we were back at her apartment and doing the things you see in movies starring Peter North and Chasey Lain (yes, I'm aware of how old they are, thank you).

    As we moved to the position most commonly referred to as "doggystyle" she looked back and said, "I want you to hit me."

    "Excuse me?"

    "I want you to hit me. Right here, in the mouth. Not too hard, I don't want to get knocked out or anything. Just enough to get a little blood trickle."

    Now, I'm not the type to judge anyone on their choices in life and love, but that kinda took the wind out of the relationship.

    And, no, I did not hit her.
     
  14. Jul 22, 2010 at 11:33 PM
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    The 1st time I was asked it was out of left field......was not expecting it..............I did date this bipolar chick who when we had sex asked me if she could call me by her brothers name..................
     
  15. Jul 22, 2010 at 11:35 PM
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    so, did you let her?
     
  16. Jul 22, 2010 at 11:35 PM
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    I'd hit that!!









    j/k!
     
  17. Jul 22, 2010 at 11:35 PM
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    Maybe I should have titled it whats the crazy a sickest shit your g/f / wife has done..................
     
  18. Jul 22, 2010 at 11:36 PM
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    What do you think?..............1 tip, don't argue w/a bipolar chick off her meds...............
     
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    Well, at least she didn't ask you to call her by her brother's name while you were putting it in her poop shoot!
     
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    Unless she's the one that want's to get hit!!! :eek:
     
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