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Parents were horny in December!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Benson X, Aug 1, 2013.

  1. Aug 1, 2013 at 1:46 PM
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    Benson X

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    It's cold that time of year dude, gotta stay warm somehow!

    Wait till November rolls around and all the Valentines babies start popping up.

    <- Nov 5th.
     
  3. Aug 1, 2013 at 1:50 PM
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    The hospitals up here were flooded last week with babies, they're calling them Hurricane Sandy babies. There will probably be another batch 9 months after the Bruins lost the cup :cool:
     
  4. Aug 1, 2013 at 1:51 PM
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    yup, my dad gave my mom a little something "extra" for Christmas back in '84. He had that "I'm gonna fertilize you" twinkle in his eye.
     
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    you should see the Navy hospitals when the ships come back from deployments. :D
     
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    rug burns?:rimshot:
     
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    I dunno if I was planned or not. I know both my kids were accidents. :p
     
  8. Aug 1, 2013 at 2:17 PM
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    December? Are all of those people born premature (I know a couple were)...? I always thought pregnancy lasted 9 months :notsure:
     
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    They count from the last known menstrual period as day one of the pregnancy. Try the math again and let me know. ;)
     
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    haha, close enough. :bananadead:
     
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    Y'all can't count.

    1: December, 2: Jan, 3: Feb, 4: Mar, 5: Apr, 6: May, 7: June, 8: July, 9: Aug.
     
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    We already established that suck at math. I'm not about to PM a mod to change it, I will just suffer in the corner with my dunce cap on.

    I'm moving to Canada...THEY get it :D


    ...and the B-Day thread will blow up into a debate in 3.....2......1......
     
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    Beat 'cha :p
     
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    *cough*it's technically 10 months*cough*
     
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    40 weeks = 9 months + 1 week ¦ 4.4 weeks = 1 month
     
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    To make things more fun, technically 38-40 weeks is "term." :)
     
  18. Aug 2, 2013 at 12:53 PM
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    Add some alcohol and cigarettes in there, and you're closer to 30-35 weeks.

    The throw some meth and bath salts in the mix, and you're looking at 20-25 weeks tops! :cool:

    :burnrubber:
     
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    I really apologize for making this thread difficult lol
     
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