Paying it forward: Pelfreybilt 31M Battery Cage (ENDED)

So a while back @MonkeyProof gifted me this battery cage with a promise I wouldn't sell it. My needs have changed and no longer need this cage, so I am going keep my promise and am passing it along to someone else.

To maintain tradition, I am going to quote from the master himself, how this will work...

"I'm going to pass it forward by giving it away to one lucky person who has the most convincing reason why they would like the battery cage. Only thing I would require is not to flip it, but to actually use it for yourself."

You must also live within CONUS since I will likely be shipping this (at no cost to you) unless you happen to be local.

I will choose a winner this Friday 01/15/2021.

 

Honestly, today's generation of batteries just don't understand the hardships of the batteries that came before them - a battery cage today, is truly the only way to properly and humanely store your batteries, and keep them in line at the same time.

 

Because the Green cage would totally induce vomiting when combined with the BlueTop Optima under the hood of an Inferno color Taco....

 

No one else needs a 31M Cage?

 

I am in the process of running dual batteries. I already have one of these. This would be a perfect match for my second battery considering you can no longer buy them.

Thanks for the consideration..

 

People like @MonkeyProof and you @LivinOnEdge make this forum the best on the interwebs. As @ktmrdr said, this would be absolutely perfect for a dual battery setup. I'm part Irish so the green color is perfect. No flipping here and this would be put to use on my truck even though I don't have dual batteries yet.

 

I could use this and put it right where plfreybilt belongs under the ass of the truck relocating my battery. It could be a representation of the community shitting on them the way they shat on everyone else.

 

This would match my pelfreybilt front bumper, and it would be an incredible upgrade to the stock battery tray I've been relying on the past 4 years.

 

Won. In my opinion. This is the one....

 

Don't worry, there is a criteria.

 

criteria?! We don't need no stinkin' criteria!

 

No take backs on the purely subjective rule set already set in place

 

I wish this could have been the Friday thread I needed. But it's Thursday...

 

I would make a garden planter out of it.

 

You know we don't care what day of the week it is. We only need a partially full dumpster and some matches

 

I would enjoy installing (and likely breaking something in the process) this ahead of upgrading my battery...gotta run power into the bed/hardshell!

 

I do!, These are really well made. I have one for my current battery but I was sad to hear that this business went belly up. Going dual battery setup.

 

Sad for that list of over 200 people that got the shaft and lost 1000s of dollhairs.