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Pickup Lines you use to try and score!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by 97yota4wd, Jan 24, 2012.

  1. Jan 24, 2012 at 4:14 PM
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    97yota4wd

    97yota4wd [OP] Well-Known Member

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    lets hear em!
     
  2. Jan 24, 2012 at 4:14 PM
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    97yota4wd

    97yota4wd [OP] Well-Known Member

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    feel free to move this if need be:)
     
  3. Jan 24, 2012 at 4:15 PM
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    OZ-T

    OZ-T Did you get your precious photos ?

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    Live around here often ?
     
  4. Jan 24, 2012 at 4:17 PM
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    Konaborne

    Konaborne Pineapples on pizza Hawaiian does not it make.

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    I am going to have sex with you, okay? Lets go.

    Do you want to have intercourse? of course you do, lets go.

    When I look into your eyes, the beauty of your soul makes my heart bleed livid poetry. I need to have sex with you, sometime in the near future.
     
  5. Jan 24, 2012 at 4:18 PM
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    Rusty 06 4x4

    Rusty 06 4x4 NBHNC

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    hey can I borrow 50cents so I can call your parents and thanks them because i just met the woman of my dreams
     
  6. Jan 24, 2012 at 4:19 PM
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    tostidos

    tostidos Well-Known Member

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    Point down stairs and say "Why don't you just hold on to that for a minute"
     
  7. Jan 24, 2012 at 4:20 PM
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    Rusty 06 4x4

    Rusty 06 4x4 NBHNC

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    If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?
     
  8. Jan 24, 2012 at 4:20 PM
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    97yota4wd

    97yota4wd [OP] Well-Known Member

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    hahahahaha this is awesome
     
  9. Jan 24, 2012 at 4:22 PM
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    Rusty 06 4x4

    Rusty 06 4x4 NBHNC

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    Are those space pants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world.
     
  10. Jan 24, 2012 at 4:22 PM
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    ajohnson

    ajohnson Glamour Shot

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    Things and stuff and such
    Hey, I'm <insert name>. Can I buy you a drink? Oh, did I mention I have a penis.
     
  11. Jan 24, 2012 at 4:23 PM
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    Does this smell like Chloroform?
     
  12. Jan 24, 2012 at 4:24 PM
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    TS1980

    TS1980 Glocking Tall

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    "hey" usually works fine for me.
     
  13. Jan 24, 2012 at 4:24 PM
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    98_Mud_bug

    98_Mud_bug 98_mud_bug

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    lets flip a coin. heads i get tail, tales i get head.
     
  14. Jan 24, 2012 at 4:24 PM
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    Rusty 06 4x4

    Rusty 06 4x4 NBHNC

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    I'm an astronaut & my next mission is to explore uranus!
     
  15. Jan 24, 2012 at 4:25 PM
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    Gabassman

    Gabassman Drive it like a 4WD

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    The only thing that pulls out at my place is the couch.
     
  16. Jan 24, 2012 at 4:26 PM
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    113tac

    113tac Well-Known Member

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    tint 35/20 colormatched (by me) grill.
    :laugh:
     
  17. Jan 24, 2012 at 4:26 PM
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    Rusty 06 4x4

    Rusty 06 4x4 NBHNC

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    I have teenage sons..
     
  18. Jan 24, 2012 at 4:27 PM
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    Khaos Well-Known Member

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    If you present it they know what to do.
     
  19. Jan 24, 2012 at 4:28 PM
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    Rusty 06 4x4

    Rusty 06 4x4 NBHNC

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    you should have a lot too
     
  20. Jan 24, 2012 at 4:31 PM
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    HumboldtReign

    HumboldtReign Where the Grass is Green

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    let's go back to my place for pizza and sex. what? you dont like pizza?
     
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