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  1. Jan 24, 2012 at 5:11 PM
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    jeremy_283

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    Hey I just farted, let's get out of here.
     
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  2. Jan 24, 2012 at 5:12 PM
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    Are you Jamaican? Cause youz Jamaican me crazy.....
     
    jeremy_283, Jan 24, 2012
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  3. Jan 24, 2012 at 5:13 PM
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    blacksheff405 no one ever pays me in gum

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    :rofl: if this works....:bowdown:
     
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  4. Jan 24, 2012 at 5:13 PM
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    Are you tired cuz you been runnin through my mind all day

    I aint no weatherman but you can expect a few inches tonight.

    I aint no 5gum but ill make your senses tingle :)
    Works EVERYTIME!
     
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  5. Jan 24, 2012 at 5:14 PM
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    Is your dad a thief, cuz he stole the sparkle from the stars and put em in your eyes!!
     
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  6. Jan 24, 2012 at 5:14 PM
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    that's great :D
     
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  7. Jan 24, 2012 at 5:14 PM
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    >>>> "are those pants felt?"
    <<<< "No"
    >>>> "would you like them to be?"
     
    jeremy_283, Jan 24, 2012
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  8. Jan 24, 2012 at 5:15 PM
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    haha i do like this one
     
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  9. Jan 24, 2012 at 5:17 PM
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    'Can I stab you with my Man-knife?'
     
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  10. Jan 24, 2012 at 5:17 PM
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    haha horrible!!
     
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  11. Jan 24, 2012 at 5:18 PM
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    is there a mirror in your pants because i can see myself in them :D
     
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  12. Jan 24, 2012 at 5:52 PM
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    *mirror in your pocket*

    Freaking amateurs...
     
    jeremy_283, Jan 24, 2012
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  13. Jan 24, 2012 at 6:00 PM
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    Warhorseforever

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    Are you from Tennessee, because you're the only ten I see.
     
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  14. Jan 24, 2012 at 6:02 PM
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  15. Jan 24, 2012 at 6:03 PM
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    steve o 77

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    steve o 77 braaap

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    some Jersey guys were at the bar when I was bartending and tried to use that on my manager. It was pathetic and hilarious at the same time :laugh:
     
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  16. Jan 24, 2012 at 6:30 PM
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    Lol I've never used it myself just know it. I just walk up to girls and try to knock them off of their "I'm better than everyone here guys are pigs" complex and it usually works out good for me.
     
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  17. Jan 24, 2012 at 6:42 PM
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    When you see a girl walking with her mother you say, you guys are some good looking sisters and guaranty you make the mom :jellydance: then it's easier for you to work on the daughter :D
     
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  18. Jan 24, 2012 at 6:47 PM
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  19. Jan 24, 2012 at 6:48 PM
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    They don't call you Tigah for nothin'!
     
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  20. Jan 24, 2012 at 6:55 PM
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    If you're going to regret it in the morning we can sleep in till the afternoon!
     
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