Pickup Lines you use to try and score!

Wanna play soldiers? I'll lay down and you can blow the sh** out of me

From the lemme tap that thread

 

What has 50 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

 

One of the best was one time I went to Hooters and was talking up the waitress the whole time, which isn't hard to do because they know why you're there, when we left I bought a shirt and she signed it before bringing it to me. After we left the building I walked back in and fussed with the manager for a minute about something being wrong with my shirt. He called the girl over and asked what was wrong I told them that she forgot to put her number on it.

 

Have you lived on a chicken farm, because you sure do know how to raise cocks.

 

I have been getting called Hulk now and then... I so want to use this now...

Now I need one for the peeps that call me Iron Man.

 

My girlfriend is in jail.

 

Is that a keg in your pants, because I'd love to tap that ass.
Seriously I could go all night with these.

 

I'm no Fred Flintstone but I can make your bed rock.

 

I ain't a hipster but girl I can make your hips stir.

 

My wife and I were talking online before we got together. It came out something like this;

"I need a girlfriend! You should fill the position"

It's been 8 years together, 4 years married, and our first baby boy due in May.

I got lucky and found the pick of the litter early on, sophmore year of high school, therefore, I never really needed pick up lines!

 

I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me tonight?

 

dude awwesome keep them comin man

 

That shirt looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I was on you I'd be coming too.

 

haha nice!

 

Let do some role playing. I'll be Burger King and you be McDonalds, I'll be having it my way and you'll be loving it.

 

how do you come up with these? haha google?

 

yes sir should have saw my other one I texted

 

show it!