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Pickup Lines you use to try and score!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by 97yota4wd, Jan 24, 2012.

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  1. Jan 25, 2012 at 10:18 AM
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    Toyotacrawler

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    Toyotacrawler She's got the jimmy legs

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    Do you like camping cause I'm pitching a tent right now!


    Do you want to play house? You be the screen door and I'll bang you all night long.


    Hey bitch, you seen my dog?

    Ok ok that last one I was just typing bs.
     
    Toyotacrawler, Jan 25, 2012
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  2. Jan 25, 2012 at 1:09 PM
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    That's what she said
     
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  3. Jan 25, 2012 at 1:30 PM
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    it wouldnt fly on here I made a penis shooting on her face and she she texted back the boobs and an open mouth and said gulp..
     
    Rusty 06 4x4, Jan 25, 2012
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  4. Jan 25, 2012 at 3:59 PM
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    Motion with your index finger for a girl to come over to you. When she does, say:
    "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand."
     
    Wildjones, Jan 25, 2012
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  5. Jan 25, 2012 at 4:11 PM
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    Psych reference??
     
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  6. Jan 25, 2012 at 4:12 PM
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    Max-4_Yota The Welfare Cadilac

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    Sub'd for later :rofl:
     
    Max-4_Yota, Jan 25, 2012
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  7. Jan 25, 2012 at 4:16 PM
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    You: Excuse me miss, uh... i have this terrible problem here... I... I seem to have misplaced my calender and i cant find it. I really need it, its very important to me.
    Her: Mhmm?
    You: I was wondering if i could i have a date?

    As cheezy as it sounds, i actually works :cool:
     
    MapleMoose, Jan 25, 2012
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  8. Jan 25, 2012 at 4:22 PM
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  9. Jan 25, 2012 at 4:24 PM
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    Hahaha I'm in math class right now!
     
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  10. Jan 25, 2012 at 4:25 PM
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    AeroCooper Half the strength of ten (microscopic men)

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    Do you want some raisins? How 'bout a date?
     
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  11. Jan 25, 2012 at 4:28 PM
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    AeroCooper Half the strength of ten (microscopic men)

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    You look like you'd fit nicely in the trunk of my car.
     
    AeroCooper, Jan 25, 2012
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  12. Jan 25, 2012 at 4:28 PM
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    we dont have trunks :eek:
     
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  13. Jan 25, 2012 at 4:30 PM
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    Hey, you want to get a 6 pack and fuck, or don't you drink?
     
    Crazyfrog, Jan 25, 2012
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  14. Jan 25, 2012 at 4:31 PM
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    AeroCooper Half the strength of ten (microscopic men)

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    Hey, I like 'em BIG! :D
     
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  15. Jan 25, 2012 at 4:36 PM
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    LOL!

    [​IMG]
     
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  16. Jan 25, 2012 at 4:39 PM
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    girls tells you "sorry, I have a boyfriend.."
    you: "i have a math test tomorrow..."
    her: "what?"
    you: "oh I thought we were both listing things we can cheat on"
     
    acmair, Jan 25, 2012
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  17. Jan 25, 2012 at 4:50 PM
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    Omfg! I love this one, I'm gonna use it! And it helps that I can walk the walk:D
     
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  18. Jan 25, 2012 at 4:52 PM
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    Nah just shooting bull with they guys and almost always someone has a new pick up line that they think of and want to try out. We make bets on how many numbers we can get using it and usually do a 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place prizes. Automatic winner is whoever get their girl to go home with them first but she has to say that he used that line as the first thing he said to her. It can get awkward with the girls but at a college campus most are cool with it.
    I'm definitely going to try this.
    I've done this before had it backfire a few times also and ended up getting slapped. Also do "I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.
     
    Warhorseforever, Jan 25, 2012
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  19. Jan 25, 2012 at 4:53 PM
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    I laughed out loud
     
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  20. Jan 25, 2012 at 4:54 PM
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    you: Hi, im _____
    her: I have a boyfriend
    you: I had a goldfish once
    her: what?
    you: Oh sorry, I though we were talking about shit that didn't matter.
     
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