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  1. Jan 25, 2012 at 6:33 PM
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    tacomalex

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    heard a guy say once..

    "just come with me, I don't wanna have to turn this rape into a murder."
     
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  2. Jan 25, 2012 at 6:38 PM
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    F*ck me if im wrong, but have we met?
     
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  3. Jan 25, 2012 at 6:40 PM
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    You Must work at subway cause you just gave me a footlong
     
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  4. Jan 25, 2012 at 6:42 PM
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    TacoDawgfan

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    TacoDawgfan Hunker Down You Hairy Dawg!

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    An oldie but goody.

    If I told you that you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
     
    TacoDawgfan, Jan 25, 2012
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  5. Jan 25, 2012 at 6:42 PM
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    lotsoftoys pavement is boring....

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    bunch of crap

    = epic
     
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  6. Jan 25, 2012 at 6:55 PM
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    I used this one in Dublin Ireland, and it actually worked. I met a woman got past the icebreakers and asked her these following questions.

    Do u have a bf?
    Yes
    Well do u love him?
    Yes.
    Well then, are you faithful? :)
     
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  7. Jan 25, 2012 at 9:12 PM
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    Warhorseforever Will The Thrill

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    How much did those pants cost? At my place they would be 100% off.
     
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  8. Jan 25, 2012 at 9:13 PM
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    Warhorseforever Will The Thrill

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    Of all the fish in the sea you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.
     
    Warhorseforever, Jan 25, 2012
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  9. Jan 25, 2012 at 9:22 PM
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    Warhorseforever

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    Warhorseforever Will The Thrill

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    Or just do this lol. #sexualpickuplines is trending on twitter and there's some funny shit people are posting.
    [​IMG]
     
    Warhorseforever, Jan 25, 2012
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  10. Jan 25, 2012 at 9:25 PM
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    :rofl: Best one yet.
    Baby I put the 'STD' in stud all I need is U.
     
    Warhorseforever, Jan 25, 2012
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  11. Jan 25, 2012 at 9:28 PM
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    how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice
     
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  12. Jan 25, 2012 at 9:29 PM
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    im gonna treat you like a snowstorm. you'll get 8 inches and not be able to go outside for a few days
     
    Detective_Dan, Jan 25, 2012
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  13. Jan 25, 2012 at 9:39 PM
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    oh throwback. How did I forget it? It's still the best one if you ask me.
     
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  14. Jan 25, 2012 at 9:42 PM
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    i like the one below that better hahahaa
     
    Detective_Dan, Jan 25, 2012
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  15. Jan 26, 2012 at 9:18 AM
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    dude if i knew all these back in the day id be golden
     
    97yota4wd, Jan 26, 2012
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  16. Jan 26, 2012 at 9:20 AM
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    Who say's you can use them now?
     
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  17. Jan 26, 2012 at 9:21 AM
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    my conscience (sp?)

    lol, im changing in my ways!
     
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  18. Jan 26, 2012 at 9:22 AM
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    Warhorseforever

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    You don't have to sleep with them. I just go out and hit on girls if I slept with all of the girls that I've used these pick up lines on I would have lost count a long time ago.
     
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  19. Jan 26, 2012 at 9:24 AM
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    lol the woman wouldnt like it too much.... unfortunatly lol
     
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  20. Jan 26, 2012 at 9:39 AM
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    Snowman I have a problem for your solutionÂ…

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    Hahaha that's awesome. Funniest one on here
     
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