Proof that a DCSB > DCLB

The shorter wheelbase is better at the mall

 

I bought my shortbed simply for the fact that it fits in most garages.

 

I bought an access cab because it's less likely I'll be taxi to the mall.

 

Yup, it's my favorite excuse.

I can drive one person in the passenger seat, and two halves of people in the back.

 

Real men don’t shop at the mall.....

 

That's a real bonus when all you need to carry in the bed is shopping bags and purses.

 

Who doesn't love a little mall-crawling











Pic was taken at Whole Foods, which is arguably worse than the mall.

 

Lots of single moms at Whole Foods if you’re into that kind of thing

 

If only the regular cab had the v6..

 

Even 4x4 models? Never knew that...

 

I prefer my moms married... just saying.

 

Yep, sadly only the 2.7.. not that it's bad.. just slow.. I may just need to get one for a v6 manual swap..

 

I like to people watch.

 

Gotta scout the talent coming out of Victorias Secret...

 

I can't wait to get a 2nd car.. nobody will know my Taco exists and I'll never have to help people move for nothing in return again!

 

So what you're saying is you suck at tetris?

 

I test drove a 2.7 5spd before I bought mine. Didn't drive it back to back with the v6 though.

 

It's usually not a pleasant sight. Everyone in there wants to look like the girls on the walls but none do

 

I've been sweet talked into this too many times

 

Malls? Don't do them.