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Provoking thoughts.....

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by chris4x4, Jul 15, 2010.

  1. Jul 15, 2010 at 8:51 AM
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    chris4x4

    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

    2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

    3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

    4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

    5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

    6. Was learning curve really necessary?

    7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

    8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

    9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

    10. Bad decisions make good stories.

    11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

    12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

    13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

    14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this - ever.

    15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

    16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

    17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

    18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

    19. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

    21. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.

    22. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

    23. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.

    24. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

    25. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

    26. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

    27. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

    28. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber & dumber every year?

    29. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

    30. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.

    31. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

    32. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet my ass everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!
     
  2. Jul 15, 2010 at 8:52 AM
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    Andrew H

    Andrew H What is this "search" you speak of?

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  3. Jul 15, 2010 at 8:55 AM
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    Incognito

    Incognito μολὼν λαβέ

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    :amen:

    Thanks for posting Chris!
     
  4. Jul 15, 2010 at 9:01 AM
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    Kyouto42

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  5. Jul 15, 2010 at 9:01 AM
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  6. Jul 15, 2010 at 9:04 AM
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    Andrew H

    Andrew H What is this "search" you speak of?

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    i like 27 and 32 the best.
     
  7. Jul 15, 2010 at 9:09 AM
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  8. Jul 15, 2010 at 9:11 AM
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  9. Jul 15, 2010 at 9:13 AM
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  10. Jul 15, 2010 at 9:15 AM
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    10!..this is kinda depressing for some reason, still funny tho
     
  11. Jul 15, 2010 at 9:16 AM
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    Mush Mouse Club Soda Not Seals

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    Damn Chris! Hows the Economy Treating You? You and me need to get back to work soon! Although I agree with #27 about pants I havent washed my for a long time and just changed my oil with them(sweat and a miss placed 3.4l oil filter mess) and thier still going strongWTF
     
  12. Jul 15, 2010 at 9:16 AM
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    Wrong! I have an automatic door Chris.
     
  13. Jul 15, 2010 at 9:19 AM
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    chris4x4

    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    Yeah, But has Opertunity knocked on it?
     
  14. Jul 15, 2010 at 9:25 AM
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    Mush Mouse Club Soda Not Seals

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    Dam right when opportunity knocks somebody better answer the door WTF
     
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  16. Jul 15, 2010 at 9:31 AM
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  17. Jul 15, 2010 at 9:31 AM
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    hahah, i love things like this.

    I've been finding a lot of these types of things on Facebook. people become fans of things like "Lowering the music when looking for a street address so i can see better"
     
  18. Jul 15, 2010 at 9:33 AM
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    I just laughed hysterically out loud in the middle of my math class, awesome.
     
  19. Jul 15, 2010 at 9:49 AM
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    awesome.. my 2 adds are..

    Why is it that most banks are only open, when people are at work?

    Same would go for most companies that you call to come and give you an estimate on something for your house..I can see for the appt itself, but for as estimate???
    Company: We can come or at 10:00 tomorrow afternoon is that o.k?
    Me: Do you have anything after 4:00?
    Company: No sir, our last appt. is at 3:30.
    Me" Do you only deal with retirees, or people still working?
     
  20. Jul 15, 2010 at 11:20 AM
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    I'm not sure. Since its motion activated, I guess opportunity does not have to knock.
     
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