Really, really dumb things you've done

Come on boys, lets hear 'em storys.

I, of course have never done a dumb thing in my life

 

i got married

 

Natural childbirth.

 

yikes !

 

smash my car against my dads truck

 

When I was a young teenager, I had a friend come over after school. I had my BB gun laying against the wall. He grabbed it a pointed it towards me. Playing as we were, I jumped in my closet. There was my pellet gun which had BBs in it. So I flung open my closet door, pointed the pellet gun at him and pulled the trigger. Next thing, we're looking around for the bb. We can't find the damn thing when I look up at him. He's got the bb lodged in his skull right above his eyebrow! I could have shoot him in the glasses. But Thank God

 

NO shit! my brother almost left me blind, he was playing with a slingshot with beans, he got me on the right eye... thank god it came alright

 

Got a cousin that when we were young listened and did. Heard this wooka wooka sound and whap right in the back of my head a 1" slice.
Later in life he shot me rabbit huntin.
We dont hang out much at all together.

 

start smoking at age of 16 and then at age of 22 quitting for 10 months and start again, man dumbest thing!!!

 

"Kid. You'll put your eye out!"

 

When I was 12-13 I used to cruise my Dad's car when he took the other car to go pick mom up from work. I knew it was good for about 45 minutes. Once I rolled right along side a cop, but he didn't trip (whew!) and another time I buried the front end in a snowdrift but it got loose when I kept cranking the wheel left/right (sheer luck) When I revealed this to Mom years after Dad passed she said he was suspicious 'cause one time he heard the exhaust on his car ticking as it cooled...almost an hour after he parked it (I never thunk of that) and when I asked her why he never busted me she said "because he was madder at himself for leaving the damm keys right there for you to see" That was one of the few precious times my Dad ever cut me major slack. When I think of the things that could have resulted from my lack of sense behind the wheel of a 5000lb beast....makes my toes curl!

 

Wow, thats a nice story ridge....

 

thank you

 

Parked in the school parking lot listening to the radio. Up to the last minute before having to go in. Got out & locked my keys in the car. DooHHHH!
But no! That wasn't good enough. I did it two days in a row! I blame it on sleep deperavation.

 

When I was younger, I would call a buddy and forget his name by the time his father would answer. I'd be sitting there stuttering on the phone trying to come up with a name to ask for.................Yeah, I was a little pothead at the time.

 

check out this thread...http://www.tacomaworld.com/forum/hobbies-interests/3848-redneck-things-do.html alotta good stuff here(some of my prime moments too!!)!!