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Reasons Men Prefer Rifles Over Women

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  1. Jul 28, 2010 at 9:30 AM
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    The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Rifles Over Women


    #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

    #9. You can keep one Rifle at home and have another for when you're on the road.

    #8. If you admire a friend's Rifle and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

    #7. Your primary Rifle doesn't mind if you keep another Rifle for a backup.

    #6. Your Rifle will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

    #5. A Rifle doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    #4. Rifles function normally every day of the month.

    #3. A Rifle doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

    #2. A Rifle doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

    And the number one reason a Rifle is favored over a woman:

    #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A RIFLE



     
  2. Jul 28, 2010 at 9:31 AM
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  3. Jul 28, 2010 at 9:33 AM
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  4. Jul 28, 2010 at 9:33 AM
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    thats great :D
     
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  6. Jul 28, 2010 at 9:34 AM
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    #1 Reason I prefer women over rifles:

    Women have vaginas.
     
  8. Jul 28, 2010 at 9:36 AM
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  9. Jul 28, 2010 at 9:40 AM
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  10. Jul 28, 2010 at 9:41 AM
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  11. Jul 28, 2010 at 9:43 AM
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  12. Jul 28, 2010 at 9:43 AM
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  13. Jul 28, 2010 at 9:44 AM
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